During tonight's Top Chef quickfire, the cheftestants stepped outside their comfort zone and used exotic proteins in their dish. Among some of the more odd choices were emu eggs, duck tongue, and duck white kidneys, aka duck testicles. Video inside.

Last night, Markus and Indrani traveled to India. Markus, in his sheltered way, hated the poverty, filth, and chaos of India, whereas Indrani felt at ease around her father, and the school for refugees that she and her dad founded.

Just like high school, someone's weave got pulled out last week on RHONJ, so there'll be hell to pay this week. Real problems are solved in fancy courts, so Danielle went after a 19-year-old girl for pulling her hair.

Can't get enough of Danielle Staub? Neither can she. If you're planning on watching the Real Housewives of New Jersey, join our live blog of "What a Knockout" and discuss the show as you watch.

You know what's a funny joke to make about photos of Sen. Scott Brown with his attractive daughters? That the daughters are his "prostitutes." Give Kathy Griffin credit for this very creative joke! Scott Brown doesn't get it, though.

Forget our cars and our electronics, what international markets really want are our reality television concepts. Which international locales are producing their own casts of Real Housewives to claw each others eyes out?

On Work of Art, the remaining artists teamed up to create a large-scale public art piece. Though both teams started their collaborations positively, things turned sour when Erik became angry that his ideas were rejected by his peers. Video inside.

We've all indulged in food porn at one point—heck, you can argue Top Chef fits the criteria itself—but in this clip, Angelo took this fetish to another level as he described his special relationship with food. Watch inside.

Tonight on Bethenny Getting Married, Bethenny... got married! But there were some hiccups. Namely, Bethenny decided that she had to go to the bathroom—at the last minute/while in her wedding dress—and opted for a trash can. Video inside.

Tonight on Top Chef, the cheftestants were hit in the jugular when asked to bake a pie for the quickfire (judged by Johnny Iuzzini, future host of Top Chef: Just Desserts). Most opted for "savory" pies, and, well...

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons having interest in Top Chef Season 7 DC, are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for the season is now screening. God save Tom and his younger Doppelganger.

Last month, rumor was Lohan was sleeping with celebrity photographer Indrani. Now Lindsay's Twitter-fighting Indrani (and her Bravo reality show) for making her astoundingly late to a televised photo shoot. Lindsay says it was a "set-up" for "ratings."

First Jerry Seinfeld dissed the Real Housewives while on Bravo, now he calls Lady Gaga a "jerk" for inappropriate baseball game behavior. Sure, she was crass, but we don't want to watch him transform into a scolding Andy Rooney.

Andy Cohen's self-indulgent train wreck, Watch What Happens Live, contained two surprises tonight. First, Real Housewife Danielle Staub performed her new single—a duet with Lori Michaels—and was... good? Then, Staub kinda/sorta/maybe came out as a lesbian. Videos inside.

While looking for a wedding venue and making sure the Housewives star knows how to properly slow dance, Bethenny's assistant wonders if people will be grinding at her wedding. You can take the boy out of New Jersey...

In her advice to Countess Luann on Watch What Happens Live about a certain anti-semitic comment, Kathy Griffin took things a bit further with a questionable statement that causes even the bubbly Andy Cohen to grimace.

Turns out the hoity-toity artistes of Work of Art are not immune to the mortal delights of naughty puns. Observe as Ryan teaches Jacqueline how to apply caulk (sounds like you know what) in the dirtiest fashion possible.

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons having interest in Top Chef Season 7 DC, are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for the season is now screening. God save Padma and her gestational breasts!

Do you think we'd skip a season of Top Chef without hosting a live blog so all our readers can talk shit about the show? Of course not! The action heads to D.C., but you should head right in here.

Double Exposure, a reality show starring fashion photographers, Markus Klinko and Indrani (LiLo's rumored girlfriend), premiered last night on Bravo and delivered heavy doses of crazy personalities and fashion world mockery. Highlights after link.