Michael Bloomberg says we shouldn't rush to judgment and blame BP for the oil spill.

A new report called the Global Peace Index says that America is one big, violent place. So what exactly is taken into account when deciding which countries are the most peaceful, and where does America stand? Let's take a look.

This video from the Upright Citizen's Brigade sheds some light on the BP fiasco. Apparently, British Petroleum has difficulty when anything spills.

[With investors afraid of Barack Obama's new found anger, BP's share price dropped another 11% in early trading on the London FTSE. BP says, "The company is not aware of any reason which justifies this share price movement." Image: AP]

Less than 1 percent of oil-soaked birds survive. Now that the gulf is awash in oil, what do we do with this epidemic of slowly suffering wildlife? We've reached the point that mass euthanasia may be the kindest option.

This fellow, protesting somewhere (his backyard?), has an idea, and with a few more back-of-the-envelope calculations, it should be a full-blown theory. [via Buzzfeed]

[Brown pelicans, recently cleaned of oil, are held in a pen in Louisiana. Their nesting season is approaching, and the birds just last year were removed from the endangered species list. Image via AP]

Today we asked you a hard question: Which company is worse, BP or Goldman Sachs? It's a toughie! And you guys were understandably split. One commenter, though, made a clear and compelling case for BP to win the poop crown.

There's another leak in the Gulf of Mexico. And it's supposedly been going on since April. It's unrelated to the BP spill; it's coming from another rig off the coast of Louisiana. But a 10 mile-long slick is now visible.

Despised BP CEO Tony Hayward will testify in Congress next week. Uh oh.

If there's one thing Whoopi Goldberg doesn't want, it's someone messing with her shrimp. Or so she said today on The View, during an angry tirade against BP for its perpetual failure to stop the Gulf oil leak. Video inside.

Because "everyone knows it's the President's job to appear angry—otherwise we don't know what we feel," Stephen Colbert decided that it was up to him to show Barack Obama how to appear ready to kick some BP ass.

This oil spill thing has people heated! And BP CEO Tony Hayward… what a dickhead. Oh, but remember Goldman Sachs? That filthy rich, monolithic investment banking monster that basically destroyed the global economy? Yeah. Who do you hate more?

[A sign in Gulf Shores, Alabama warns beachgoers to stay out of the water unless they want to come out wearing the byproducts of the BP oil spill off the coast. Image via AP]

As White House spokespeople are constantly saying on television, Energy Secretary Steven Chu is a Nobel laureate. Now he's down in the Gulf working hard to fix the oil spill. But do the BP bullies respect his magical powers?

Poor BP has so far spent $1.25 billion on robots and shears and things to not stop the Gulf oil spill.

The Coast Guard says the Gulf of Mexico cleanup effort could last at least until the fall—if the oil spill is stopped by summer. BP says its capturing 10,000 barrels of crude per day. [Image via AP]

BP says 6,000 barrels of oil were retrieved in 24 hours—roughly a third of the daily leakage.

There may be a sinister reason behind President Obama's ambivalence toward the oil spill: He is the anti-Christ and the Gulf disaster is the closing act in his quest for your soul. The Rapture draws nigh!

At long last, President Obama showed some frustration today about BP and the oil spill.