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Some Dummies Bought a U2 Album This Weekend and Got a Tool EP Instead
Andy Cush · 04/20/15 05:10PMWhy would you spend your money on a vinyl copy of U2’s Songs of Innocence? Regardless of your feelings on what I’m sure is a perfectly fine late-career U2 album, didn’t basically everyone get that record for free last year? The lunkheaded spendthrifts who stood in line to shell out for a “deluxe exclusive” version of Songs on Record Store Day and found another band’s music inside only got what was coming to them.
Bono May Never Play Guitar Again, Says Bono
Jay Hathaway · 01/02/15 09:43AMBono Likes to Ride His Bike While Dressed as a Hasidic Jew, Apparently
Andy Cush · 12/04/14 12:00PMImagine you're walking in Central Park. A cyclist speeds by, dressed in full Hasidic garb, then skids out of control, toppling to the ground. His injuries are brutal: broken eye orbit, fractured shoulder, bone poking through the skin of his arm. He looks up at you as if to plead for help, and surprise! It's Bono!
Bike Accident Left Bono With Shattered Eye, Bone Poking Through Arm
Taylor Berman · 11/19/14 02:30PMMaybe someone really is trying to kill Bono. Three days after the U2 singer ate shit while biking in Central Park, Rolling Stone has published a detailed report of his injuries, which include a broken eye orbit, a fractured shoulder, and a shattered left humerus bone (parts which ended up stabbing through the skin of his upper arm).
Jimmy Fallon's Bono Impression Is Better Than Bono's
Jay Hathaway · 11/18/14 10:40AMIs Someone Trying to Kill Bono?
Gabrielle Bluestone · 11/16/14 11:06PMBono Escapes Death, Loses Luggage After Jet's Door Breaks Off Mid-Flight
Taylor Berman · 11/13/14 01:30PMBono Wears Those Dumb Glasses All The Time Because He Has Glaucoma
Andy Cush · 10/17/14 03:00PM'Factivist' Bono 'Sings Facts,' Says Poverty Rate Should Be Zero by 2030
Maggie Lange · 02/27/13 10:46AMRobert Kessler · 11/14/12 05:34PM
Breitbart Idiot Publishes Gotcha Interview of Bono Impersonator (Updated with Video)
Max Read · 03/21/12 01:38PMBreitbart.com guy and Human Events editor-at-large Jason Mattera is " D.C.'s Bad Boy Reporter," and what says "bad boy" more than ambushing U2 frontman Bono for a "gotcha" interview about U2's taxes? Ha ha, except that Mattera actually ambushed a Bono impersonator, which may be why he couldn't really answer questions about U2's taxes:
Bono For New York Times Co. CEO
Hamilton Nolan · 12/16/11 01:21PMBono Cannot Stop Writing About Himself
Hamilton Nolan · 12/01/11 01:30PMBono's Company Made $800 Million On Facebook
Ryan Tate · 08/17/11 12:29PMGlenn Beck's Final Broadcast: He Left Because of Spider-Man and Bono
Seth Abramovitch · 06/30/11 08:32PMIt was supposed to have been a bittersweet and quietly contemplative week for Glenn Beck, whose final Fox News Channel show aired today. Of course, all that was derailed by that senseless incident at Bryant Park, when his entire family was swept away by a wave of Cabernet Sauvignon released from a crop duster by an insane liberal. (Or else a plastic cup of wine tipped over. Reports were conflicting.)