black-friday
Mall Memo: Black Friday Starts at 8 PM on Thanksgiving, Runs 26 Hours
Hamilton Nolan · 10/24/13 09:10AMAlleged Black Friday Shoplifter Dies After Being Tackled by Walmart Employees
MTanzer · 11/25/12 05:11PMWhat in the Internet World Is Cyber Monday Anyways? A Guide
MTanzer · 11/25/12 12:54PMMan Brings Kid to Kmart, Leaves With Just 51-Inch TV: The Black Friday 2012 Arrest & Violence Report
Jordan Sargent · 11/23/12 01:50PMA Black Friday Pitch: Please Buy My Book
Rich Juzwiak · 11/23/12 12:30PMBlack and Blue and Bloody Friday: Share Your Shopping Battle Stories
Caity Weaver · 11/23/12 12:00PMThere's a Riot Goin' On: This Year's Craziest Black Friday Videos All Come From Walmart
Jordan Sargent · 11/23/12 11:31AM
Black "Friday" has been terrorizing America for at least the past 24 hours, and videos of Walmart shoppers tearing at store displays like lions shredding an antelope have begun to hit YouTube. The video you see above shows two separate incidents of people nearly crushing each other as they ravage for phones and things. If you close your eyes for a few seconds at any point, it sounds like you're watching Cloverfield.
How Will You Defeat Black Friday?
Caity Weaver · 11/20/12 04:45PMWhere to Find Your Wal-Mart Black Friday Protests
Hamilton Nolan · 11/20/12 01:30PMKnick-knack monster Wal-Mart is facing an uncharacteristically well-organized worker strike this Friday, on what is one of the busiest shopping days of the year. The company is scared enough to try to get the NLRB to tell the company's own employees they can't protest. Since we can't imagine that that long-shot attempt at crushing dissent will be successful, you should be ready for Wal-Mart Black Friday: Protest Edition.
How To Make It Through Thanksgiving
Mallory Ortberg · 11/20/12 12:14AMThis upcoming Thanksgiving week will be a long one and difficult, although hopefully it will not be without its bright spots for each of you. Some things you must resign yourself to now: you will almost certainly end up purchasing your own weight in electronics on Black Friday, if not being used as part of a human battering ram to entire the local big box store at 2:00am. You will do so knowing that the person selling you these electronics has probably been forced to sell his or her children as indentured servants to Wal-Mart in exchange for a bathroom break.
Holiday Shopping Tip: Beware Hidden Needles at Wal-Mart
Seth Abramovitch · 11/30/11 11:48PMSay what you will about Cyber Monday and the surge of online consumerism in the days that follow — it does tend to remove an element of risk from the holiday shopping experience. For example, there's an almost zero percent chance that you'll accidentally stab yourself with a hypodermic needle while browsing brassieres at Wal-Mart if you buy those brassieres with a computer.
Was the Wal-Mart Pepper Sprayer Acting in Self Defense?
Seth Abramovitch · 11/29/11 04:12AMThe most reviled woman in America at the moment is without a doubt the Wal-Mart pepper sprayer, whose cold, bald avarice eclipsed all other Black Friday crimes. (The most reviled woman in the U.K. is this one, but that's another story.) Yet despite turning herself in to police, she still walks freely among us. Why? Could there be any doubt as to her culpability? We've all seen the video capturing the moment, in which we can clearly make out, uh, a bunch of people screaming in a Wal-Mart?
Cyber Monday Has Made Mindless Consumerism Fashionable Again
Adrian Chen · 11/28/11 04:40PMBlack Friday Shoppers Step Over Man Who Lay Dying on the Floor
Lauri Apple · 11/27/11 03:22PMWalmart Touts Crowd Experts It Used To Develop Black Friday Plans
TPM · 11/26/11 05:41PMWalmart Pepper-Spray Shopper Turns Herself In
Lauri Apple · 11/26/11 04:01PMYesterday's zeitgeist-iest Black Friday shopper—the California Walmart-woman who allegedly pepper-sprayed a crowd of fellow Xbox seekers, creating the scene captured in this video—surrendered to the authorities Friday night, but was released without charge. Before she left the police station, officers asked her for pepper-spraying protips.
Black Friday Worker on the All-Night Shift Drives Into Canal
Lauri Apple · 11/26/11 03:13PMWalmart Shoppers Receive Free Whiff of Pepper Spray With Purchase
Lauri Apple · 11/25/11 06:24PMJaw-Dropping Scenes of This Year's Crazed Black Friday Crowds
Lauri Apple · 11/25/11 05:10PMEven without waffle-iron rioting and bloody police beat-downs, the standard Black Friday shopping experience is utterly terrifying. Just watch this video featuring hundreds of shoppers storming the Urban Outfitters at Thousand Oaks Mall in California and tremble at the sight of so many people running toward the khaki fashions.