During a TV performance Thursday in Oslo, TMZ reports, Justin Bieber—who is just having one of those weeks, you know?—walked off the stage after a fan spilled something. Bieber tried mopping it up at first before deciding he just couldn’t, ugh he just couldn’t.

“That was shrinkage for me,” said Justin Bieber, confirming the fact that, despite media reports, he remains a nightmare human.

Human pissbucket Justin Bieber and fucking Legolas got into a fight last night at Cipriani in Ibiza. According to eyewitnesses and video footage captured at the scene, Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Bieber after he suggested he banged Bloom's ex-wife, Miranda Kerr.

Hugh Jackman eats the equivalent of this child's body mass every day. (Roughly.) Miley Cyrus gets a regrettable tattoo. Nicole Kidman says Tom Cruise "really damaged" her. Dianna Agron is engaged. TGIFriday gossip.

If you wished Justin Bieber would sing about something more important than love and you like pwning n00bs, the internet has got you covered. HuskyStarcraft and KurtHugoSchneider bring you this heartwarming song about StarCraft, heartbreak and banelings.

The picture at the center of Miley Cyrus' first nude picture scandal is very likely fake. It first emerged from the depths of the Internet message board 4chan, where horny sleuths created this elaborate diagram to prove its authenticity.

Meet Erik. Erik loves Justin Bieber, hates those who don't, and—in a quickly spreading online video—has threatened to ruin the lives of unrepentant non-Beliebers. Unfortunately for Erik, though, 4chan may have already turned the tables on him.

Do you know who Sydney Dalton is? No? Well, she's a girl who uploaded a video to YouTube of her and her friends ripping Justin Bieber posters from her wall. Now, a crazed Belieber named Hannah has vowed physical revenge.

Tonight brought us the season finale of Shaq Vs., a show in which Shaquille O'Neal issues challenges to celebrities. This time, it was O'Neal vs. tween sensation Justin Bieber. Video of their dance-off—and O'Neal rapping at Bieber's concert—inside.