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This Is The Best Picture on Beyoncé's New Tumblr
Rich Juzwiak · 04/05/12 01:30PMNow You Can Watch Beyoncé Play Connect 4 on Her New Tumblr
Max Read · 04/05/12 08:12AMLet's come together and welcome the legendary Beyoncé Knowles to Tumblr, where she joins her sister Solange in the land of 500 Days of Summer GIFs soft-focus black-and-white porn with a series of what look like vacation shots. Watch Beyoncé play Connect 4! See her boring home videos with Jay-Z! Marvel at Jigga's terrible fashion choices! [I AM]
World's Tiniest Puppy Cheats Death
Maureen O'Connor · 03/23/12 01:01PMTeeny Tiny Puppy Named Beyoncé; What More Is There To Say?
Caity Weaver · 03/21/12 07:49PMA puppy so small and delicate she makes other puppies look like oafish Grendelian monsters is now up for adoption in California. The best detail of this story is that the 4-oz dog's name is Beyoncé, so when you read her harrowing biography (won't take long; she's only two weeks old), you can pretend you are reading about Beyoncé the First, Mother of Blue Ivy, Queen of All She Sees.
Katy Perry Commits Second Faux Pas of the Day
Louis Peitzman · 03/19/12 09:10PMChloe Sevigny, Beyonce, and Jay-Z Walk Into a Bar…
Maureen O'Connor · 02/21/12 04:03PMBehold the First Photos of Blue Ivy Carter
Leah Beckmann · 02/10/12 07:01PMJay-Z and Beyoncé's Daughter Is Almost Definitely Illuminati
Max Read · 01/10/12 10:15AMWhy did Jay-Z and Beyoncé name their daughter Blue Ivy? Possibly because they are exceedingly wealthy celebrities for whom the act of procreation is chiefly an exercise in branding... or because "Blue Ivy" is a secret code revealing her membership in an ancient and all-powerful occult secret society. Which could it be??
Man Knifed Because He Didn't Know Jay-Z and Beyoncé Are Married
Seth Abramovitch · 01/04/12 09:11PMAs the world sat glued to their media display devices awaiting the latest Beyoncé BabyWatch developments, one man — a 48-year-old resident of Ohio — whiled away the holiday weekend in a state of blissful Beyoncé ignorance. Not only was he unaware that a Lil-Z might shimmy out from between her million-dollar legs at any given moment, he had no clue that Beyoncé and Jay-Z were even married. We know, we know — shocking. Still, it doesn't seem quite bad enough to earn him a stabbing.
Beyonce Might Be Giving Birth Right Now
Maureen O'Connor · 12/29/11 03:41PMDaniel Craig's Kardashian Rant: 'F—king Idiots'
Maureen O'Connor · 11/30/11 11:14AMAnne Hathaway Is Engaged to a Normal
Maureen O'Connor · 11/29/11 10:57AM'American Idol' Winner Totally Messed up at the Macy's T-Day Parade
Lauri Apple · 11/24/11 02:39PMScotty McCreery misses his cue. Brad Pitt wasn't always a tragically overweight, dumpy-looking urchin with a comb-over. Kim Kardashian exposes herself to The Poors and learns the true meaning of Thanksgiving. Today's Gossip Roundup is sitting on the couch with some turkeys, playing video games and eating pumpkin pie topped with mashed potatoes instead of Cool Whip.
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds Are Having the Most Boring Love Affair Ever
Maureen O'Connor · 11/08/11 11:31AMBeyonce's 'Love On Top'
Matt Cherette · 10/17/11 02:12AMThe Fashion of Occupy Wall Street and Other Red Carpet Events
Brian Moylan & Maureen O'Connor · 10/14/11 02:18PMIt's time we talk about the most important part of the Occupy Wall Street protests: just what celebrities are wearing when they visit! But don't worry, we also find time to pick on Lady Gaga, Beyoncé, Michelle Williams, Heidi Klum, Christina Aguilera, and Jake Gyllenhaal.