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Political Correctness Keeps Us From Talking Honestly About the Refugees
Tom Scocca · 11/20/15 05:03PMThe proposal to create a federal department of Judeo-Christian values is only a symbolic proposal. It’s useful to remember this. The politician who put it forward, John Kasich, is not considered to have any realistic chance of becoming the next president. He is an unrealistic presidential candidate because he is, at the moment, viewed as being too conventional and moderate to make an interesting impression with the public.
Carson Campaign to New York Times: Ben Carson’s Not an Idiot, You Just Interviewed a Senile Old Man
Gabrielle Bluestone · 11/19/15 05:05PMCarson Campaign Says "NO" to Allowing Syrian Refugees Into Imaginary U.S. States
Andy Cush · 11/18/15 03:48PMImagine a bold reinvention of U.S. geography. Vermont, home of the dreaded Bernie Sanders, is forced to merge with Connecticut, and the rest of New England marches northward in celebration of the socialist purge. The Carson campaign would like you to know: If such an imaginary hybrid state did exist in real life, Carson would definitely not support Syrians taking refuge there.
Ben Carson, Knower of States Both Arab and Non-Arab, May Be Struggling with Foreign Policy
Chris Thompson · 11/17/15 09:13PMBen Carson's Ass-Backwards Immigration Plan: Make Mexico Great Again
Jay Hathaway · 11/12/15 05:28PMDonald Trump has already staked his claim to the worst idea in immigration policy—a retrograde mass deportation scheme that was once known as Operation Wetback—but there are plenty of other cockamamie schemes to solve the problem of having a country that workers want to move to. On Wednesday, self-professed teen stabber Dr. Ben Carson announced his own at a press conference.
Hamilton Nolan · 11/12/15 03:25PM
Ben Carson: Baby Hitler Has the Reich to Life
Allie Jones · 11/11/15 02:15PMAfter last nights’s 187th Republican presidential debate, SBNation’s PFT Commenter asked Ben Carson—who thinks abortion should be outlawed even in cases of rape and incest—a very important question. “You are perhaps the most anti-Hitler but also the most anti-abortion candidate,” he said. “Would you be in favor of aborting baby Hitler?”
Carson Campaign Emulates George Costanza After GOP Debate
Andy Cush · 11/11/15 12:21PMIn one of Seinfeld’s most memorable episodes, George spends the entire 30 minutes telling his friends about the great comeback he would have employed against an insulting coworker, if he’d thought of it at the time. At the end, he travels halfway across the country and painstakingly recreates the original situation just to tell the guy “The jerk store called, and they’re running out of you!” A sick burn that Ben Carson’s campaign almost landed on Donald Trump last night was kind of like that, too.
Republicans Would Like Your Vote. They Promise Not to Raise Your Wages.
Hamilton Nolan · 11/11/15 11:40AMA Guide to Ben Carson's Biggest Fictions, Misstatements, and Exaggerations
Ashley Feinberg · 11/10/15 04:45PMAt tonight’s 358th GOP debate, Ben Carson is almost certainly going to be pushed to respond to the many, many, many claims of fabulism that have been levied against the candidate in recent weeks. So many, in fact, it can be hard to keep track (especially if your name is Ben Carson). But don’t worry—we’re here to help.
Yale Classmate Claims to Have Pranked the Shit Out of Ben Carson With Fake Psychology Exam
Brendan O'Connor · 11/09/15 10:20PMIs Ben Carson Lying About Reading Psychology Today as a Teen?
Andy Cush · 11/09/15 03:15PMIn recent days, the press has run Ben Carson’s anecdote about attempting to stab his close friend as a teenager through the wringer: What were the circumstances? Why don’t his friends remember it happening? Did it really happen it all? But one explosive question—perhaps the most important one of all—remains unanswered: Was young Ben Carson really a fan of the magazine Psychology Today?
World Bank Says Imaginary Liberal Boogeyman Will Push 100 Million People Into Poverty by 2030
Chris Thompson · 11/08/15 08:33PMBen Carson's House Is a Magnificent Shrine to Jesus and Ben Carson
Melissa Cronin · 11/07/15 11:58AMUltimate Trickster Ben Carson Claims He Was Named "Most Honest" Student in Yale Class That Didn't Exist
Melissa Cronin · 11/07/15 10:21AMBen Carson Denies "Admitting" Fabrication to Politico
Gabrielle Bluestone · 11/06/15 05:30PMWatch Young "Ben Carson" Attack His Mom With a Hammer and Then Stab His Friend Bob
Jordan Sargent · 11/06/15 04:26PMBen Carson is currently in trouble for, at the very least, embellishing his life story, including a moment in which he says he attempted to stab his friend. Here is video of that pivotal incident, as depicted in the Cuba Gooding Jr.-starring straight-to-TV adaptation of Carson’s memoir, Gifted Hands.