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Church Billboard Quotes Hitler on the Importance of Educating the Kids
Adam Weinstein · 06/03/14 02:05PMBeretta Sponsors a Nutty Post on Hiding Your Gun From "Jackboots"
Adam Weinstein · 05/30/14 04:13PMWhen you're one of the world's oldest firearms makers, you can't rest on your centuries-old reputation. You need to stay relevant to today's gun owner. Which is why Beretta—for a minute, at least—sponsored a popular gun site's now-missing post on "Down and dirty solutions to hiding your handgun" at home.
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Claiming "Mixed Signals" Is a Great Rape Defense, Says Military Times
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Terrible Babysitter Arrested for Making 3-Year-Old Eat Her Own Feces
Jay Hathaway · 05/20/14 02:25PMAlaska Candidate: "I'd Probably Invade ANWR" For Oil and "Martyrdom"
Adam Weinstein · 05/20/14 12:05PMFake Student Wraps Up Fake College Career With Graduation Bomb Threat
Adam Weinstein · 05/19/14 09:40AMThe NRA's Hot New Web Show For Youngs Is Hilariously Bad Poser Garbage
Adam Weinstein · 05/15/14 11:04AMEverybody wants to get a piece of that sweet sweet millennial gold. Even the lead-slug tycoons who bankroll the NRA. Behold "Noir," the gun lobby's can't-miss shot at a hot web series for the hip, urbane American who wants a multicolored gun to match that iPhone case!
Guidance Counselor Arrested for DUI on Her Morning Drive to School
Adam Weinstein · 05/14/14 10:57AMThe Founder of College Humor Has Horrible Advice For College Kids
Jordan Sargent · 05/09/14 01:05PMLike many rich people, Ricky Van Veen—co-founder of College Humor and fiancé of Girls' Allison Williams—knows exactly how directionless, jobless college graduates should live their lives. In a new Tumblr post, he outlines a plan of action for the unemployed recent graduate. It is extremely realistic and helpful* (*if you are already rich and successful).
Cliven Bundy Is Now Offering Awful U.S. History Lessons on YouTube
Adam Weinstein · 05/08/14 11:48AMMeanwhile, back at the ranch, the armed crazy folks are still armed and crazy.
Official Moves to Christianize His County After Supreme Court Ruling
Adam Weinstein · 05/06/14 01:50PMAl Bedrosian is a good Christian. He believes in corporal punishment but not in global warming. He ran for a seat on his Virginia county board promising to bring the Lord Christ back into its meetings. With the grace of God and John Roberts, he's keeping his promise.
This Adult Human Being Now Has a Tattoo of a KFC Double Down
Jay Hathaway · 05/06/14 12:50PMLawmaker Is Pretty Sure You Didn't Get His Obamacare-Holocaust Analogy
Adam Weinstein · 05/06/14 11:30AMThe World's Fastest Beer Mile Was Recorded for Posterity
Jay Hathaway · 04/29/14 09:30AMRemember this moment. Someday your kids will ask you where you were when you found out that some jackass had run a beer mile—like a regular mile, but with more beer—in under 5 minutes, setting a new world record.