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Drunk Pilot Lets Drunk Passenger Steer, Everyone Dies

Caity Weaver · 06/10/13 01:28PM

Drunk people are good at lots of things. They are good at ordering drinks. They are good at cajoling other drunk people into dares. They are good at chasing adventure. They are good at combining all three of these talents to work in frenetic, exciting concert. They are less good at piloting helicopters.

Texas Company Releases Breast Milk-Flavored Lollipops

Taylor Berman · 06/04/13 08:59PM

If you're looking for a candy to remind you of (very early) childhood or if you're just into weird foods, here you go: A Texas-based candy company released a breast-milk-flavored lollipop on Monday night.

Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/04/13 02:44PM

Taco Bell says the photo of an employee licking a stack of taco shells was taken for "an internal contest" and the shells were "in [the] process of being thrown out." The employee has been fired anyway.

Do Not Buy Newsweek

Hamilton Nolan · 05/29/13 01:36PM

Newsweek is for sale. Again! And what great timing: the CEO promises that Newsweek "will break-even in Q4 of this year." What reason could you possibly find not to buy?