assholes
Lacey Donohue · 11/21/13 07:52PM
New Jersey Restaurant Customer Refuses to Tip Gay Waitress
Lacey Donohue · 11/14/13 08:23PMParalyzed Man Finds Angry Note After Parking in Handicapped Spot
Lacey Donohue · 10/20/13 11:02PMRestore Your Faith in Inhumanity: See Adults Steal Baseballs From Kids
Tom Scocca · 09/26/13 02:17PMPennsylvania School Officials Sent the Most Racist Texts Ever
Lacey Donohue · 09/23/13 06:39PMCoatesville Area School District in southeastern Pennsylvania is now demanding all district employees enroll in sensitivity training after two top administrators were caught trading “sickening” and “highly offensive” text messages on district-supplied phones. Superintendent Richard Como and Coatesville High School athletic director Jim Donato resigned Aug. 29 “for personal reasons” after an internal investigation by the school board revealed their love of pretty much all racial slurs.
Here Is a Picture of Donald Trump and Marion Barry Hanging Out
John Cook · 09/10/13 10:40AMKenneth Cole Applauds Himself for Raising Awareness on Twitter
Lacey Donohue · 09/05/13 11:06PMKenneth Cole Volunteers to Die in Syria
John Cook · 09/05/13 02:29PMImportant Advice for Miley Cyrus
John Cook · 08/29/13 02:23PM
Cord Jefferson · 07/26/13 01:14PM
The Worst Email from a Rich Jackass You'll Ever Read
Cord Jefferson · 06/20/13 05:02PMInterior designer Micky Hurley and graphic designer Malu Custer Edwards are the Chilean power couple accused of keeping their nanny in "slave-like conditions" on Manhattan's Upper East Side. Last week, the New York Post reported that Hurley and Edwards, both members of Chile's aristocratic elite, are in the midst of a lawsuit filed by Felicitas del Carmen Villanueva Garnica, a 50-year-old nanny who says the duo paid her about $2 an hour for her labor and let their children beat her.
Hannity Says Obama Went to School in Kenya, Indonesia, "or Wherever"
Cord Jefferson · 06/19/13 03:45PMShut the Fuck Up Already, Jerry Lewis
Rich Juzwiak · 05/23/13 11:25AMRicky Gervais Can't Not Be an Asshole
Rich Juzwiak · 05/15/13 02:00PMGQ has published an amazing interview with comedian/smirking beet Ricky Gervais, in which writer Chris Heath calls him on his arrogant shit, Gervais faintly protests and then backs right into confirming the accusations of assholery anyway. This happens again and again. If self-awareness is the string, Gervais is a yo-yo.
John Cook · 05/10/13 10:40AM
Grovelling for Dollars: A Journey to the Pit of Hell With Donald Trump
Leah Beckmann · 05/08/13 03:16PMBloated spawn of a Penn Station ashtray and Nickelodeon slime Donald Trump spent the afternoon holed up in Trump Tower hosting a massive money booth, filled with hundreds of people trying to grab at the sweaty dollars blowing around them. Sort of, anyway. After the Don announced via Twitter this morning that he would be giving away suitcases full of cash, close to a thousand people descended on the Trump Tower lobby to try for the giveaways. Turns out, this sudden bout of generosity has less to do with a kind heart and everything to do with the launch of a new crowdfunding scam called FundAnything.
Bill O'Reilly's Divorce Is So Ugly, God Got Involved
John Cook · 03/18/13 12:37PMBill O'Reilly wants his ex-wife to go to Hell. Literally. As we previously reported, the Fox News falafelist became separated from his former wife Maureen McPhilmy at some point in 2011, and later went on an apparently corrupt crusade to destroy the career of the Nassau County Police detective she was dating. We have now confirmed that O'Reilly and McPhilmy have been formally divorced, that she has since married the detective, and that O'Reilly is in the midst of a scorched-earth custody battle—dubbed, appropriately enough, Anonymous v. Anonymous—over the ex-couple's two children. It involves a surreptitious attempt by O'Reilly to undermine his custody arrangement by hiring, as a member of his household staff, the woman he and his ex had agreed on as a neutral arbiter of their disputes. It also involves O'Reilly's attempts to annul his marriage and have McPhilmy potentially booted from the Catholic Church.
Why Do Assholes Love Watches?
Hamilton Nolan · 01/24/13 03:05PMWhen you think of "things that self-aggrandizing assholes like," you may think of flashy jewelry, or exotic sports cars, or misquoting The Art of War. True enough. But there is no single signifier more characteristic of the upwardly mobile, ostentatious yet fundamentally insecure, braggart asshole male than an expensive fucking watch. See this? It's a Breitling, bro. Don't touch.
Tyler Brule Does Not Drive; He's Driven
Hamilton Nolan · 11/28/12 04:18PMTyler Brule [imagine several accent marks on last name], the editor of Monocle magazine, that bedrock of ""lifestyle sensuality and gaywad uptightness," is well known for being "cool," in the sense of "not cool." I mean really he is very accomplished and all but in some ways the worst. The point is: he does not tweet.