apocalypse
Failed Prophet Regrets Wrongly Predicting All Those Raptures
Lauri Apple · 11/01/11 04:06AMThe World Is Going to End Tomorrow, Again, Probably
Max Read · 10/20/11 02:50AMStephen Colbert: Maybe the Rapture Actually Did Happen
Matt Cherette · 05/31/11 11:41PMWhen May 21 came and went without the world ending, those expecting to ascend to Heaven were left flabbergasted and crazy Apocalypse predictor Harold Camping revised the date to October 21. But on tonight's Report, Stephen Colbert had a question: How do we know the Rapture didn't actually happen? Here's his explanation.
L. Ron Hubbard Predicted the Destruction of Our Planet
John Cook · 05/27/11 12:32PMThe one thing Scientology has always been missing, as far as dangerous cults go, is a good apocalyptic prophecy. It was always more about destroying enemies and controlling time, matter, and energy than heralding the end of days. But it turns out L. Ron Hubbard actually did predict the Earth's destruction.
How True Believers Dealt With the Failed Apocalypse
Max Read · 05/22/11 08:46AMHelp Us Make a List of Everything That's Been Raptured
Lauri Apple · 05/21/11 12:59PMWhat to Do When the Rapture Doesn't Happen: A Guide for Believers
Adrian Chen · 05/20/11 11:57AMA Friendly Reminder That the World's Ending in Two Weeks
Lauri Apple · 05/08/11 12:31PMWhat Republicans Want in Exchange for Raising the Debt Ceiling
Jim Newell · 04/21/11 02:37PMThe federal government is expected to reach its $14.3 trillion borrowing limit on or around May 16. House Republicans have been demanding deep spending cuts in exchange for a vote to raise this ceiling, even though no congressional leader would really allow the United States government to reach this limit and default on its debt shortly afterwards, thereby destroying the global economy forever.
Millions of Dead Fish Surface in California
Max Read · 03/08/11 09:04PMRemember when all those birds died in Arkansas and you were pretty sure the world was ending so you wrote that kinda creepy letter to your high school boyfriend? And then the world didn't end, and you were like, crap. Well, looks like the apocalypse is back on! Millions of dead fish just popped up (literally) in Redondo Beach, Calfornia:
How the Sun Could Cause a 'Global Katrina'
Max Read · 02/22/11 01:12AM"This issue of space weather has got to be taken seriously," UK science advisor John Beddington said this week, and boy, John, we are right there with you on that, especially because you are telling everyone that a bad solar storm could lead to a $2 trillion "global Katrina." We are taking especially seriously, for example, the fact that a period of maximum solar energy is approaching (it kicks off in 2013), and, shockingly, we appear to be deeply reliant on complex networks of technology that are inadequately protected:
You Can Now Download New York's Official Apocalypse Manual
Max Read · 02/15/11 01:14AMIt's a well-known fact that someday, all of New York will be reduced to a smoldering, hellish wasteland, a post-apocalyptic desert so bad it will make The Road look like Sex and the City, a badland consisting of the ashes of a once-mighty city felled by war, disease, terror, or Zu'ul. Luckily, we've got an official legal manual!
Today's Sign of the Apocalypse: 'Ball of Fire' Over Southeast
Max Read · 01/12/11 12:59AMThe Ultimate Guide to a Post-Apocalypse Theme Party
Preksha Kumar · 01/07/11 07:30PMWith all the dead birds, it's fitting that a New Year's party should celebrate our impending doom. Here's a funny and slightly cheesy guide to help plan your next apocalypse themed party.