Though New York Post sex columnist Andrea Peyser's primary fixation has always been kitties, she's long been a connoisseur of weiner, as well. Needless to say, she's quite broken up over the end of this Anthony Weiner story. Behold:

Sarah Palin appeared on Fox Business this evening for one of those interviews she's paid by Fox to make, and not surprisingly host Andrew Napolitano quickly asked the former Alaska governor what she thought of "pervert" Anthony Weiner's resignation. Palin's response is above, but needless to say she wasn't above a well-timed dick joke.

President Obama, who earlier in the week said that he would resign if he were then-Congressman Anthony Weiner, was a little bit kinder toward the now-unemployed junk-Tweeter in a new interview. He thinks Weiner and his wife Huma Abedin will "bounce back"!

The National Enquirer's take on Anthony Weiner's long-awaited resignation? "Weiner Resigns After Enquirer's Cross-Dressing Photo!" Joining a media clusterfuck with an irrelevant, 25-year-old photograph the day before the scandal comes to an end has its perks, I guess.

Well, it's over: Rep. Anthony Weiner announced his resignation without his pregnant wife, Huma Abedin, at his side. He was interrupted repeatedly by determined hecklers and sped out of the room after his four-minute speech.

According to the New York Times, Anthony Weiner has told friends that he's resigning amid increasing pressure from Democrats, and "after having long discussions with his wife," who just returned from a trip to Africa with her boss Hillary Clinton.

As Rep. Anthony Weiner (presumably) gets a stern talking-to from his wife, Democratic leaders are planning to meet tomorrow to discuss the possibility of stripping the congressman of his seat on the Energy and Commerce Committee.

So, now that Anthony Weiner tweeted a picture of his dick, it's open season on all embarrassing pictures of Anthony Weiner, from any point in his life.

Huma Abedin, Anthony Weiner's wife and a top aide to Hillary Clinton, just returned home today from a week-long trip to Africa. She drove into her house early this morning and has not left since. Dun Dun DUNNNNNN.

Today TMZ released something far worse than anything Anthony Weiner accidentally Tweeted: a shirtless photo of Newt Gingrich. The corpulent pastiness is enough to give you nightmares! What's even worse is that corpulent pastiness belongs to Newt Gingrich.

House Majority Leader John Boehner is calling for Anthony Weiner's resignation. This does not bode well for Weiner, as even his fellow penisy-named congressmen have left his side!

Another Anthony Weiner picture has emerged! A tipster writes:

In your tremulous Tuesday media column: hard times ahead for magazines, the WSJ is batting .500, David Simon is (reasonably) touchy, investigative reporting may survive, and Weiner/ hole information.

Have you ever wondered what a semi-nude Anthony Weiner would look like in a motorcycle sidecar or as a balloon float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade? Well, wonder no longer: On tonight's Report, Stephen Colbert took the newly leaked pictures of Weiner and Photoshopped the congressman into "every possible scenario."

Even though he expressed a desire last week to move on from the Anthony Weiner scandal, yesterday's release of another set of salacious pictures of the congressman forced Jon Stewart to take up Weinergate once again on tonight's Daily Show. So, what did Stewart think of Weiner's meticulously manscaped body? As he put it, "We're Jews! When you look at our pubic hair, it should look like Ewoks should be in there."

What would President Obama do if he was caught sending pictures of his erect penis to women he met on the internet? "I can tell you that if it was me, I would resign," he told NBC's Ann Curry.

According to a writer for the "Communities" section of the Washington Times, which apparently lets any old patriotic American sign up and start writin' against Sharia, Anthony Weiner is a Muslim. Of course he is!

John Boehner is aware that some of you rude people mispronounce his surname to sound like various words, "even Boner." But he'll still take Boehner over that sexting Congressguy's last name, he suggested during a commencement speech to Ohio State University grads today.

Rep. Anthony Weiner (D - N.Y.) has bundled himself off to a "treatment center," where he will soon be cured of his allergy to not sending pictures of his cock to everyone he knows. But we shall not want for new Weiner shots! TMZ has the newest bunch, most of them taken at a gym—including one particularly revealing shot (above left) that proves the congressman has been using government resources... to get ripped! BAM! (That is the congressional gym, according to TMZ, so Weiner should reimburse taxpayers for use of its mirror.) [TMZ]

Amidst new revelations that he contacted a teenager online, Rep. Anthony Weiner (D - N.Y.) is apparently headed to a "treatment center," leading Democratic leaders to openly call for the congressman to resign.