animals
Mitt Romney's Irish Setter Loved Riding on Top of the Family Car
Louis Peitzman · 04/16/12 06:47PMAnn Romney is ready to set the record straight about the whole "dog strapped to the roof of the car" business. In an interview with Diane Sawyer, Ann recalled that Seamus the Irish Setter "loved" riding in a carrier on top of the family's Chevrolet. In fact, it would have been far crueler to leave him at a kennel.
Scientists Use Satellites, Poop to Count Emperor Penguins
Louis Peitzman · 04/14/12 02:51PMA Bleak, Bat-less Future for Our Children
Caity Weaver · 04/10/12 08:45PMHappy Easter: Watch Out for Salmonella
Louis Peitzman · 04/08/12 11:34AMFried Catfish Is So Hot Right Now
Louis Peitzman · 04/07/12 03:48PMPanda Sex Attempt Fails, End Up 'Wrestling' Lustily Instead
Maureen O'Connor · 04/06/12 10:45AMAn attempt to get giant pandas Yang Guang and Tian Tian to fuck in a "love tunnel" at the Edinburgh Zoo has failed, to the disappointment of panda fuck enthusiasts everywhere. Zoo official Iain Valentine told The Daily Record that, though an ovulating Tian Tian "called out incessantly" to her would-be lover, she ended up merely "wrestling" him:
Crazed Cat Takes Harrowing Arrest Photo After 'Trying to Kill' Owner
Maureen O'Connor · 04/03/12 10:26AM"He was trying to kill me," 52-year-old Inwood resident Marta Hevia said of her cat Aqua after the 2-year-old feline went so crazy attacking her that she called the cops. For some reason, The New York Daily News was on hand to photograph the harrowing event. Aqua shattered a window pane while trying to evade arrest.
Bunny Murderer Could Get Two Years in Prison
Louis Peitzman · 03/31/12 01:44PMAdorable Sea Lion Checks Into Hotel to Heal, Lounge
Leah Beckmann · 03/29/12 06:08PMYou Know It's Officially Springtime When the Cows Start Dancin'
Emma Carmichael · 03/26/12 01:30PMI come from a place where the biggest event of the year is a cow parade on Main Street, but I have never seen a Holstein move quite like this. This herd, from a farm in the UK, had just been released from their winter barn. If the music doesn't quite do it for you, please do not worry, because yes, of course I made a remix using "Teach Me How to Dougie":
Amazing Pizza Goat Risks Overexposure
Maureen O'Connor · 03/26/12 11:56AMVictim of Chimp Attack Wants to Sue the State
Louis Peitzman · 03/25/12 02:03PM
Charla Nash, the woman whose face and hands were ripped off by a friend's pet chimpanzee, is trying to sue the state of Connecticut. She claims that Governor Dannel P. Malloy — who was mayor of Stamford when the chimp first escaped in 2003 — knew about the danger and didn't do anything to prevent the attack.
Baby Seal Tries to be Fierce
Maureen O'Connor · 03/23/12 05:04PMNational Geographic Digital Nomad Andrew Evans visited a remote Antarctic island populated by fur seals, and made a video of the absurdly cute baby seals he met there. Check out the baby seal trying to be fierce at 0:15. He thinks he's roaring with fury, but the sound he creates is akin to a toddler's naptime snore. [Cute Overload, Digital Nomad, @WheresAndrew]
Amazing Pizza Goat Spotted at Italian Restaurant
Maureen O'Connor · 03/23/12 01:18PMWorld's Tiniest Puppy Cheats Death
Maureen O'Connor · 03/23/12 01:01PMKidnapped Bunny Found in Bowl of Apple Jacks Cereal
Jessica Benjestorf · 03/19/12 03:15PMOh, Yeah, It's St. Patrick's Day
Louis Peitzman · 03/17/12 04:27PM
In case you forgot amid all the terrible news, today is St. Patrick's Day. Here's a photo of Kate Middleton passing out shamrocks to the Irish Guards. The ceremony dates back to 1901, and this is the first year Kate had the honor — previously, the Queen Mother was on shamrock duty. Of course, the most important part of this photo is that Kate is greeting the Guards' mascot, an adorable Irish Wolfhound named Cornmeal.
American Indian Tribe Granted Right to Ceremonial Killing of Bald Eagle
Louis Peitzman · 03/17/12 02:13PM
The Northern Arapaho Tribe of Wyoming is celebrating a recent federal government decision to let them capture or kill two bald eagles per year as part of a religious ceremony. The federal permit, which was granted March 9, was heavily debated, with animal rights activists questioning the necessity of killing bald eagles in the wild. In addition to being a beloved symbol of the U.S., the birds are a protected species.