This little teddy can't stay awake. As he snoozes, his nose goes smush.

Has the world's most famous polar bear gone the way of Britney Spears, a mentally-addled trainwreck of an aging child star? Berlin Zoo's Knut "suffers from panic attacks and 'sways to and fro' in an abnormal manner," says one scientist.

Watch this parrot creepily copy its owner's bizarre noises.

Scientists have given monkeys some terrible diseases and afflictions over the years. But now they have given them something to ease all that pain: Television. And they love it, just like humans!

No story about rare tiger cubs would be complete without a video of the conception. Our only problem is the porno lacked a decent storyline.

This rabbit is determined to get a hold of whatever is in this box.

This dog's fur was dyed, right?

One day, a small, cute-as-a-button cat auditioned for the role of "Kitten Wearing a Tiny Hat" in (I presume) a commercial. Unfortunately, a bigger cat—and impromptu casting director—named Speedo was NOT HAVING IT. The cute/sad/funny video is inside.

What could be weird about some Polish guy going all Siegfried and Roy with a lion cub? Maybe its the way they play fetch, or maybe its how they almost make out. But without subtitles, we really have no idea.

An 18-year-old Balinese man, Ngurah Alit, was caught in a rice paddy sexing up a cow doggie style after it had flirted with him. To cleanse his village he was forced into marrying the cow—but he passed out.

This video is a great example of why cats have nine lives. Watch to see what happens when this itty bitty kitten named Fynn checks out his reflection in the mirror.

Baghdad, a city of 7 million, is overrun with 1.25 million stray dogs that live in feral packs and terrorize children. Now that Baghdad's feral human problem is (relatively) under control, authorities are going after dogs with shotguns and poison.

A cat runs and slides into various boxes. Think his owners are trying to send him a message by all the "diet" products?

A goat named Lancelot has attacked Rep. Anthony Weiner, on Capitol Hill. Any questions? Okay, fine, it was his own borrowed goat. He had brought two goats to the Hill to discuss ending some goat subsidy, before the malicious assault.

Please adopt me! I am adorable! Bask in my cuteness!

Less than 1 percent of oil-soaked birds survive. Now that the gulf is awash in oil, what do we do with this epidemic of slowly suffering wildlife? We've reached the point that mass euthanasia may be the kindest option.

Yesterday, the Today Show featured dogs whose fur was dyed to mimic another animal's coloring. Today, they covered a more drastic approach to doggie dye-jobs, leaving the hosts perplexed.

Guess there was only so much time before even dogs had tech devices for entertainment. Watch as this dog has a blast playing air hockey on an iPad.

Snakes! Nobody likes them. Especially Salma Hayek. The actress was recently doing an interview when something large slithered onto the scene and sent her shrieking. She may not shriek for long, though. All the snakes are dying, science fears.

Sabu, a five-ton elephant, escaped from the circus and wandered through Zurich last night, terrifying locals but doing surprisingly little damage. Sabu swam in Lake Zurich and was filmed strolling through the city's shopping and financial districts.