Try not to die of cuteness poisoning while watching this little scamp try to get inside these cardboard containers. I spot a kitty fashion trend on the rise.

Montana Fish, Wildlife and Parks officials say they have killed a black bear sow for violating the agency's three strikes policy after it killed chickens and knocked over trash cans near Helena. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. [AP]

Who does this guy think this deer is, Bambi? It's a hard-knock life in nature, which can breed a lot of angst in the animal youth. Proof of this inside.

A city program to introduce possums to Brooklyn as rat killers has apparently backfired and now, according to the Post, "some Brooklynites have become terrified to go into their yards at night." Tornadoes, Madonna, and now rabies? Brooklyn is cursed.

King Penguin Lala lives in domestic bliss with a family in Japan, and particularly enjoys going grocery shopping for them. A penguin personal shopper?! Does he also make trips to the bank and/or DMV?

A Massachusetts woman, Maryellen Mara-Christian was on an alligator hunting trip in South Carolina this week "hoping for a 10-footer," when she saw a 1,025 pound gator swimming. She shot it and severed its spinal cord with a knife.

At Longleat Park in the UK, human intervention became necessary to keep two baby otters alive. Watch as a lucky zoologist hand feeds them a snack.

Do you want to use a litter box, but are afraid you won't be able to smell your cat's urine? Do you also want to be able to eat the aforementioned litter? Then World's Best Cat Litter is for you!

Maria, a five-year-old Nigerian dwarf goat, was minding her own business in her owner's front yard in Santa Fe, New Mexico when a minivan pulled up and someone shot and killed her. The killers remain at large. [SF New Mexican]

Fresh from the depths of the Internet, we have another random dog video! This one features Puggy, a Pekingese who holds the world record for the longest tongue belonging to a canine—4.5 inches! Inside, video of Puggy's lap-tool.

Over 160 illegally-bred cobras escaped a laboratory in southwest China earlier this month, and they have been turning up all over town "in outdoor toilets, kitchens and on the streets." Most have been caught, but "five or six" remain free.

[A USGS wildlife biologist observes tagged walruses near Point Lay, Alaska. (Pic AP)]

If you believe everything the Internet tells you, then cats only ask one question: "I can haz cheezeburger?" Luckily for Mitten, the kitty in this video, her wish came true when her owner fed her one. The adorable video, inside.

Definitive proof that God speaks English: He wrote "CAT" in this cat's fur. Unless, of course, cats are tools of a forgetful Devil who needs his disciples to wear name tags.

A site that collects and maps roadkill using volunteers with cameras, the California Roadkill Observation System, is hoping to raise awareness of the number of animals killed on America's roads every year. They're hoping to create a smartphone app, too.

Language barrier aside, it appears that this cat is a freak! Hey cat, if you love your curry so much, why don't you marry it?! Get a room.

Hey Dog, just cancel your doggy playdate or whatever it is you dogs do these days, you ain't never gonna get there riding this turtle.

It's been a hard week, between the Koran-burning man, and the enormous explosion in California, and the accusations of war crimes. You deserve a massage and a cold drink. But more than that: You deserve a monkey riding a pig.

Waterbridge Elementary School in Orlando, Florida was locked down this week due to a suspicious package/bomb scare. But wait... it turns out that it was a TOY PONY. But they still blew it up! The hilarious local news report, inside.

In your second edition of today's "Interesting Animal Videos" celebration (see a monkey riding a pig-like creature here), here's a sea lion doing sit-ups—yes, real sit-ups—while "Eye of the Tiger" plays in the background. The unlikely clip, inside.