Do you have a case of the Mondays? (I do, so I feel your pain.) If so, then this will cheer you up: here are 61 seconds of nothing but two cute-as-a-button baby bunnies chillin' in paper cups. Watch inside.

Today's Oprah featured—among other things—a report by Lisa Ling on Kanzi, the most famous Bonobo (aka Pygmy Chimpanzee) in the world. What did we learn about Bonobos from the segment? Most notably, that they're bisexual freak-a-leaks! Video inside.

[A man carries his dog on his back while riding a bicycle during Colombia's Animal Day celebration (Pic by AP)]

In this clip from British TV series Walk on the Wild Side, a prairie dog thinks he spots his friend Alan, and a chorus of sharks sing the theme from Jaws. Priceless animal hilarity after the jump.

This pink hippopotamus found in Kenya is amazing.

Don't they say dolphins are supposed to be really smart or something? This video features a collision of epic dolphin proportions. This is what the bottlenose dolphin gets for being such a show-off. A majestic fall from grace.

Happy Monday, y'all! Do you have a case of the aforementioned? If so, then this video should cheer you up: here's two-plus minutes of a very sleepy—and OMG SO CUTE—baby bunny, set to soothing bedtime music! Watch inside.

So this turtle really doesn't like cats. Watch as the obnoxious little reptile takes a bite out of numerous furry felines, who are just minding their own business. It's what cats do.

Brooklyn's new baby baboons have been named: Azizi and Jabari (Egyptian for "brave" and "precious") are the newest residents of the Prospect Park Zoo. Expect those names to start showing up on Park Slope strollers any day now. (Previously)

Apparently orange juice contains traces of sleep-aid drugs, because this cat managed to fall asleep with his chin in a glass of OJ. Check out his snore-filled, citrus-scented nap here.

A 17-year-old animal rights activist was lassoed and dragged by rodeo riders in Chile last weekend after she and another protester entered the corral and disrupted the Patriotic Celebration Festival. Chilean cowboys take their rodeo riding seriously.

On Wednesday, 80 pilot whales become stranded on a beach in New Zealand and 50 of them died on the first day. Today, rescuers are transporting the 24 surviving whales by truck to more sheltered waters 30 miles away.

Apparently bears are just like little kids: They hate zucchini! When a small-ish 200-pound black bear attacked a Missoula-area woman's collie, she got its attention, was clawed in the leg, and then threw a zucchini, causing the bear to flee.

[A female hippopotamus named Mali celebrates her 44th birthday at Bangkok's Dusit Zoo today with a feast of fruit and bread. Image via AP]

A school in New Zealand last week held a Possum Hunt and Gala, where students shot possums and then competed in a carcass-throwing contest. Answering critics, principal Colin Martin said, "Colyton School is about letting kids be kids."

Watch this clip with an adorable little kitten who cannot decide if he would rather eat from their bottle or play with it. No matter what it decides its the cutest thing you'll see all day.

Today we told you a terrible, horrifying story about snakes in the toilet. This prompted some of you commenters to share your own creepy crawly stories. We're never going outside or to the bathroom again.

A Bronx resident went to his bathroom last night and found a three-foot corn snake "comfortably coiled" on the toilet seat. Apparently it swam through the plumbing. He told the cops to get the motherfucking snake off his motherfucking toilet.

Sometimes, dogs amaze you with their stupidity; other times, they amaze you with their smarts. We're not sure which of the two this video—of a dog who is very confused by an escalator—falls under, but it's still cute.

Cats are known for doing things that one normally wouldn't expect a cat to do. So, should it really come as a surprise that a video exists of one cute kitty giving another cute kitty a back massage? Watch inside.