So last night began our two-part journey into Andy Cohen's underworld, a place of shadows and screams, of strange rhombus coffee tables and tearing, thrashing ghouls. Andy Cohen's underworld is located at the Borgata in Atlantic City, naturally.
On tonight's Colbert Report, Bravo SuperExecutive Andy Cohen and Stephen let out their own cattiness with a table read of Bethenny Frankel and Kelly Bensimon's classically dramatic fight from season 2.
Last night was Bravo's Short Cuts-esque episode of previously unaired Housewives vignettes from this season. Come, let's look at these 22 (well, not 22) short stories about the real bridge trolls of New York Island.
Andy Cohen's self-indulgent train wreck, Watch What Happens Live, contained two surprises tonight. First, Real Housewife Danielle Staub performed her new single—a duet with Lori Michaels—and was... good? Then, Staub kinda/sorta/maybe came out as a lesbian. Videos inside.
Hear ye, hear ye. This session of Real Housewives of New York Court of the State of Bravo is about to begin. We will hear testimony and sentence the guilty accordingly. The Honorable Andrew M. "Andy" Cohen is presiding.
Tonight was Part II of the Real Housewives of NY Reunion Trilogy and, like its Godfather counterpart, it was just as good as Part I. The best part? Kelly Bensimon's completely insane explanation of her completely insane breakdown/self. Videos inside.
With the pact to drink whenever they called each other sweetie, Andy and Kelly were quite entertaining. Dancing, cheers, and awkward talk of belly buttons ensued.
Jerry Seinfeld was the guest on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live last night, and he wasn't quite sure why he was there. When host Andy Cohen tried to make him play a game called "The Housewives Ref," things got ugly.
The gay world is often represented as some sort of monolithic whole that has the same culture. That is a lie. It is actually broken down into a handful of substrata to which each gay belongs. Here they are.
