• If you've been a New Yorker for longer than 120 minutes, you're probably aware that there is at least one "celebrity" - and we use that term very loosely - hawking their book on any given day. Today it's Amy Sedaris. [Papermag]
  

Courtesy of the fine folks at the Apiary, here's today's unmissible clip: Amy Sedaris, NYC's own favorite cupcake (and cupcake baker), performing a musical tumbling routine with Stephen Colbert. Contains actual Colbert-crotch-to-facial, and not on Sedaris.

• Britney's ratty brown wig is not a wig. Smart move: split ends are harder to see when you hair's dark. [Us Weekly]
• Remember the Meow Mix House? Every single cat from the "reality show" has since been adopted, except for one: Bambi, who hisses and scratches. Best Post sentence ever: "Some say the cat-dorable cat-estant has yet to be cat-dopted simply be-claws the 7-year-old puss is sporting a little Man-cat-tan meow-titude." [NYP]
• Oh, look — it's Amy Sedaris' apartment. Again. [NYT]
• We are a pain in Steve Cuozzo's ass. Finally, we can rest now. [Belle in the Big Apple]
• Snoop shills for Orbit gum. So sad — remember when there was so much drama in the LBC? Those were the days. [Adfreak]
• An open letter to Nicole Richie, so that she may raise Lupus awareness. [Cobain in a Coma]
• Because your Shake Shack obsession MUST be coddled, do enjoy the Shack Cam dashboard widget. [Works Perfectly]

· Riddle us this: Is there any part of Lindsay Lohan's body that hasn't been tagged by a B-list actor?
· After recent, turbulent periods of sexual experimentation and drug trafficking, the Teletubbies are finally ready for their own True Hollywood Story. Tinky Winky's definitely hit rock bottom.
· Just because some naked people have tattoos and piercings doesn't mean that they don't have regular naked people problems.
· The hilarious Amy Sedaris does make a fine talking penis.
· After this family's done with The Amazing Race, maybe they can sign up for The Simple Life.

Comedians Amy Sedaris (Strangers With Candy), Paul Dinello, and Stephen Colbert (the Daily Show) are coming out with a new book. The town of Wigfield "is being threatened with destruction by the government, which wants to save the local salmon and so must remove a dam The resulting flood would 86 their neck of the woods. What to do? The town calls in Russell Hokes, who, having been fired from his job as a white-center-line painter on the interstates, is taking up a career as a journalist. Hokes conducts a series of interviews with the Wigfieldites, a decidely wigged-out bunch, to uncover what's worth saving about their village. Accompanying the story are photos (by Todd Oldham) of Wigfield's citizens, who bear a striking resemblance to Ms. Sedaris and Messrs. Dinello and Colbert." A theatre version of the book, performed by the authors will be taking Manhattan soon. These are the dates: May 9, 10, 16, and 17 at the Jane Street Theatre, 113 Jane [West Side Highway/Washington] at 7pm and 10pm. Tickets are $30, available at Telecharge.
Wigfield [MUG]