Short Ends: 30 Seconds Into Lindsay Lohan's Pants

· Riddle us this: Is there any part of Lindsay Lohan's body that hasn't been tagged by a B-list actor?
· After recent, turbulent periods of sexual experimentation and drug trafficking, the Teletubbies are finally ready for their own True Hollywood Story. Tinky Winky's definitely hit rock bottom.
· Just because some naked people have tattoos and piercings doesn't mean that they don't have regular naked people problems.
· The hilarious Amy Sedaris does make a fine talking penis.
· After this family's done with The Amazing Race, maybe they can sign up for The Simple Life.