After a long weekend of promoting Acura on Instagram, Alec Baldwin was reportedly downgraded from first class to economy on his flight home. He was supposedly overheard declaring that with coach as his witness, he'd never fly Delta again, but could he running out of airlines to swear off?

Alec Baldwin, former celebrity still involved in things only famous people get to do, attended the U.S. Open match between Maria Sharapova and Maria Kirilenko last night and when a stray ball went flying into the stands, he calmly reached out and caught it. It was no big deal. "I don't play tennis well, but I can catch a slow-moving tennis ball," Baldwin told ESPN.

Alec Baldwin was arrested in New York earlier today, reportedly after the NYPD stopped him for biking the wrong way on the street. CBS New York reports Baldwin became belligerent as police tried to issue him a summons and was arrested.

Alec Baldwin said, "Now I loathe and despise the media in a way I did not think possible," in his New York magazine cover story/temper tantrum last month. How fitting, then, that he guested as a shitty journalist/shittier person on last night's episode of Law & Order: SVU. Baldwin played Jimmy MacArthur, a self-obsessed journalist whose poor reporting fucked up the rape case central in the episode. It wasn't until he quit his job that his miserable character had any chance at happiness (see clip above).

This week's issue of New York magazine features a cover story written (or "told") by Alec Baldwin. Reconfirming the fact that he's incapable of saying anything without sounding like an asshole, the essay reveals Baldwin's mostly scathing opinions on Rachel Maddow, Anderson Cooper, Shia LaBeouf, Tina Fey, the LGBT community, life in New York City, and more.

Alec Baldwin's MSNBC talk show, which debuted in October, is already being suspended for two weeks following an incident yesterday in which Baldwin was heard to call a paparazzo a "cocksucking fag." Baldwin denies using the word "fag," but he apologized nonetheless for his outburst in a statement posted to the MSNBC website:

Earlier today, Genevieve Sabourin was found guilty of stalking and harassing Alec Baldwin and was sentenced to seven months in prison. Baldwin celebrated the news in the most Alec Baldwin-way possible: by calling a photographer a "cocksucking fag."

Noted Twitter personality and lowly-rated MSNBC host Alec Baldwin has had an interesting day. During his testimony against Genevieve Sabourin, his alleged stalker, Baldwin cried and was heckled, and ended the day by wishing bodily harm upon a New York Post photographer. You know, just your average Tuesday for Alec.

Jimmy Fallon's guest on last night's Late Night was Alec Baldwin, and the two, as it turns out, go way back.

Alec Baldwin's wife Hilaria is a former yoga instructor who, until very recently, had a small female human growing inside of her. During her pregnancy, Hilaria Baldwin combined two of her greatest passions (being the pregnant wife of Alec Baldwin; yoga), directing and starring in what she hopes will prove a lucrative prenatal yoga video venture (a fitness DVD out this October).

According to a report in Mediaite, Alec Baldwin will host a weekly show on MSNBC. The show will reportedly air Fridays at 10 p.m.

Alec Baldwin is cranky. Alec Baldwin doesn't know "what the young people listen to," and Alec Baldwin definitely doesn't want his unborn child's future best friend Susie to recognize him on the tellyvision. So Alec Baldwin is quitting Twitter and (threatening) to quit acting forever.

Alec Baldwin is having a rough day. Thursday morning, he attended James Gandolfini's funeral, so emotions were running high. Then the Daily Mail published a report that Baldwin's wife had tweeted throughout Gandolfini's funeral service. Alec...well, he didn't have the best reaction to the Mail's report.

The FAA, finally admitting what everyone else has known all along, is slated to scale back its draconian electronics policy. The only surprise is why it took so long, since the gadgets ban never actually accomplished anything in the first place.

Here's the trailer for Woody Allen's latest commentary on stylish neuroses—Blue Jasmine. Alec Baldwin is some sort of gift-giving swindler and Cate Blanchett is a woman suffering a nervous breakdown in a Chanel suit, using a Stoli bottle as a gavel. Oh and Louis C.K. shows up at the 1:22 mark! Enjoy.

Shia LaBeouf was all set for his first stroll along the Great White Way before abruptly departing Daniel Sullivan's upcoming production of Lyle Kessler's Orphans due to "creative differences."

Alec Baldwin: regular asshole, or racist asshole? This is the question raised this morning by the New York Post, and a photographer in its employ who claims that Baldwin called him a "coon," a "crackhead," a "drug dealer" and "Ralston":

Hilaria Thomas, wife and soon-to-be baby mama of Jack "Alec Baldwin" Donaghy, faces a lawsuit from a student injured in her Manhattan yoga class last month.