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Hamilton Nolan · 11/04/09 02:03PMAmy Winehouse's Dad Thinks Her Knockers Are Great
Maureen O'Connor · 10/22/09 05:20AMThe Terrorists Have Infiltrated Earth-Destroying Science Project
John Cook · 10/09/09 10:45AMThere Is No Stopping Al Qaeda's Booty Bombs
Hamilton Nolan · 09/29/09 03:40PMTerror Arrests Could Be Good News for Obama
Andrew Belonsky · 09/21/09 12:48AMNow We're All Going to Die on the Subway
John Cook · 09/16/09 02:23PMAl Qaeda Recruiting European White Men
The Cajun Boy · 06/12/09 05:18AMConservatives Blame Liberals and Muslims for Holocaust Museum Shooting
The Cajun Boy · 06/11/09 01:11AMOne Fun Little Torture Memo Fact
Pareene · 04/22/09 12:43PMAl-Qaeda Still Having Trouble Making People Hate Obama
Pareene · 04/20/09 02:36PM"Obama bin Laden" Error Hits Yahoo's Homepage
Owen Thomas · 02/17/09 02:51PMGood Morning, America: Prepare to Die
Pareene · 12/01/08 11:41AMRemember how we all got all mad at the Bush administration for fear-mongering after 9/11? They squandered international goodwill with a dumb war, and they tried to make us all afraid, all the time, so we'd keep voting for them, forever, to keep us safe? What bad, bad people, those Republicans. Anyways. On Good Morning America today, Dan Harris, reporting from Mumbai, announced to a sleepy Monday morning audience that the well-coordinated attack in India is basically guaranteed to be repeated here in America, like there is a 100% chance that terrorists will take over the next hotel you check into and kill your children, and al-Qaeda will do a thousand more 9/11s. Is it too late to vote for Rudy Giuliani? He'll protect us!!!
Al-Qaeda 'House Negro' Taunt Won't Stop Obama From Bombing Caves
Pareene · 11/19/08 11:27AMEveryone in the world is thrilled that America elected Barack Obama! There was dancing and American flag-waving on streets that more recently have been burning American flags (both abroad and in San Francisco). It looks like America will have a President who'll, you know, be diplomatic and respect international law and maybe not be so much of a terrible American stereotype! This is all bad news for terror network al-Qaeda, who rely on American aggression and foreign affairs incompetence to keep that anti-Western fervor up. So they quietly talked up a John McCain presidency on their message boards while publicly endorsing Barack Obama in order to pull the old reverse psychology trick they tried against Kerry. It didn't work! So now they're just calling Obama names. They released a stupid video, of course, in which Ayman al-Zawahiri calls Obama a "house negro" and quotes Malcolm X! They have some legitimate policy grievances with Obama, of course, because while the Bush strategy was to use the 9/11 attacks as a pretense to go ahead with a pre-planned invasion of non-al-Qaeda secular dictatorship Iraq, the Obama plan is to go back into Afghanistan—and Pakistan!—and kill all of them. (Bush thought this plan so clever he secretly instituted it himself at the very, very end of his presidency.) Still, even with the threat of ramping up that particular war, Obama is simply not a very good recruiting tool for Islamic Extremists! So they are kinda reduced to just needling the President-elect, with this Malcolm X talk. Obama, of course, has written at length of reading Malcolm X: "Only Malcolm X's autobiography seemed to offer something different. His repeated acts of self-creation spoke to me." Who knew al-Qaeda seconds-in-command were reading Dreams From My Father? But, of course, their invocation of Obama as a "house Negro" is a total misreading. As Malcolm said:
Internet Love In the Time of Al Qaeda
Alex Carnevale · 10/25/08 11:30AMThis month's Harper's reprints a series of love e-mails between alleged Canadian terrorist Momin Khawaja and his internet paramour Zeba Khan. Sexy, dashing and extremely distrustful of America, Khawaja seduced the Pakistani resident and U.S. citizen through vague militant threats and a shared love of Cat Stevens. Under the weight of this man's considerable charm, who could say no?As if we don't already have enough reasons not to date bloggers, Khawaja e-mailed Zeba Khan after reading her blog post 'Why I Am Never Going Back to America.' The two started exchanging e-mails regularly on a variety of topics before Khan was arrested because of implications he was involved in a London bomb plot. The engagement was dissolved, but the letters are proof of what these two kids had.
Do al-Qaeda Message Boards Have Trolls?
Pareene · 09/10/08 02:08PMToday's Times opinion section features an op-ed by Ronen Bergman, an Israeli newspaper correspondent who tracks the mood of jihadists by monitoring their internet message boards. This is important intelligence work! Apparently they're all having debates about suicide bombing and should they maybe not be martyring themselves quite so often, because suicide itself is not considered a good thing. All interesting stuff! But reading excerpts from discussions on Ekhlaas and Firdaws, "two main Web platforms for discussing the technical aspects of jihad," just got us thinking: who moderates these forums? And why is their level of discourse so much calmer and smarter than Western blog comments?
al-Qaeda looking to recruit more geeks to produce attack videos like this one
Nicholas Carlson · 03/12/08 05:20PMAl Qaeda best viral marketers on Web
Nicholas Carlson · 11/20/07 02:44PMHow bad do you want to go viral on the Web? Al Qaeda bad? Because I hear the fundamentalist-Islamic terrorist group is the best around at spreading by word of mouse. This according to Gabriel Weimann, professor of communications at the University of Haifa in Israel. Weinman monitors 5,800 militant Islamist sites, and he's got bad news about the terrorists' ability to market themselves on the Web.
Nerds, Terrorists Vie For YouTube Supremacy
Pareene · 10/15/07 02:50PMLike the creators of The Onion before them, the sideburned jokesters responsible for those "Chad Vader" YouTube videos are trying as hard as they can to escape from Madison, Wisconsin. They're represented by William Morris! They're flying out to New York to participate in something called "Battle of the Internet Superstars" (uggghh)! And as long as they keep pumping out lame Star Wars parodies, people will continue trying to figure out how to make money off of them. Is it wrong, though, that we'd kinda rather subscribe to the YouTube channel of militant North Carolinian jihadist Samir Khan?
Is Al-Qaeda Reading Jane Jacobs?
Jon · 05/13/07 11:17AMAfter trying and failing to kill us with shoes, dirty bombs, and in-flight hair gels, it looks like the terrorists have finally decided to target us where it hurts most: that's right, our collective guilt over mid-20th century urban renewal! The Daily News reports that today's yucky non-Beaux-Arts Penn Station's a goner: