There Is No Stopping Al Qaeda's Booty Bombs
Here is the new thing for you to worry about, in terms of your own unavoidable violent death: Al Qaeda is now smuggling bombs inside their rectums. There is no hope of detection until it blows.
Here, let CBS just clarify it for you:
"Absolutely nothing [can detect these rectum bombs] other than to require people to strip naked at the airport," said Yates.
And al Qaeda says it will share its new technique via the Internet very soon. There is nothing that can stop that either.
There you have it: there is no stopping it. Just pray that it will be quick.
