Watch a hardcover edition of Maurice Gee's Going West come alive in this commercial for New Zealand's Book Council.

This ad from LG urges us, "before you text, give it a ponder." We're stuck pondering this image forever engraved into our heads of James Lipton taking his trademark beard off of his face and onto a teenage girl's.

"For Christ's Sake," ha: Secular Thanksgiving is over, which means it's time for the Atheist War on Christmas to begin anew.

Are your trays simply too willing to surrender to the British Monarchy? Need a tray that will stand up and fight for your right to be a lazy fat-ass? Then this unnecessary and next-to-useless product is for you!

FTC regulations on blogger payola and freebies went into effect today, and bloggers have gotten busy disclosing their "material connections" to the people and companies they write about. Most of what's been disclosed is small-time, slapdash or downright stress inducing.

Microsoft recently made Microsoft 7 promotional videos with Family Guy and then at the last second decided to pull them off of television. However they have now leaked them onto a YouTube channel for your viewing enjoyment.

Do you need a shot of a guy watching television, a couple walking romantically on the beach together? Or perhaps just some guy looking through the local want ads? Whatever you need just call 1-800-BBB-ROLL! They've got your b-roll!

Tec Touch Gloves: wave of the future, or mittens designed for pretentious nerds? GlovesForAddicts.com offers gloves that are specially designed to work with touch-screen phones. We're just wondering what kind of person is out there building snowmen while checking emails...

Starting tomorrow, new FTC regulations require bloggers to disclose when they accept cash or freebies for posts. Appropriately enough, fameball queen Julia Allison is leading this coming wave of embarrassing confessionals, with a disclosure about her insides.

Notorious for its comically shocking advertisements, Bianco Footwear imagines extreme up-selling with its commercial, Hands Are So Last Year. The message is clear despite the language barrier, but beware: never match your shoes to your other shoes.

Good morning! Welcome back from the long holiday weekend. If you're like us, you're probably wondering why pictures of Michael Showalter and Michael Ian Black are the first things you see at the top of the home page. It's a glitch, we're told, that's running art from two different ad campaigns on the site right now. Update: the whole thing has been taken down until the issue is resolved. Thanks, ad folks.

Hopefully both of these girls did in fact end up attending this job fair because from the acting skills demonstrated in this video, chances are they weren't asked to act again.

Iver Johnson Revolvers "are not toys: they shoot straight and kill." Nevertheless, they're "absolutely safe," and "Papa says they won't hurt us." In 1913, as now, gun owners were mainly schizophrenics. [Copyranter]

Thinking about going to Dagobah for some sun, frou-frou drinks and relaxation? Then you've got the wrong Dagobah. Dagobah just did some re-branding, and now it is extreme.

NBC has decided to ban the following ad that PETA whipped up just in time to ruin your Thanksgiving. Where's the holiday spirit?

Circulation rates going up! That's great! Print's dying and someone's succeeding! THANK GOD. Except, not. While circulations go up, fewer people are getting newspapers circulated to them. How?