Being a sea lion is fine but it probably isn't as cool as being a human. Humans can walk freely in the world and eat hot dogs and see burlesque shows, etc. One eager sea lion, after becoming aware of this fact, decided to try blending in with a human family like we wouldn't fucking notice.

We noticed.

In a video posted by the Associated Press, we see one, two, three, four—wait, that fourth guy isn't a human. That's a sea lion. You are not human, man. Get out of here. What is this, some kind of joke?