Thanks to Delaware’s strict corporate secrecy laws, more than 285,000 companies are registered, for tax reasons, at a two-story building in Wilmington—more than any other address in the world. Among them are holding companies belonging to Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.

Just like when the cartoon villain joins forces with the other cartoon villain to try to stop a third, arguably bigger cartoon villain, Ted Cruz and John Kasich are now coordinating their campaigns in an effort to defeat GOP frontrunner Donald Trump.

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Hey, everybody, Ted Cruz has a new joke about trans people using the bathroom and guess what? It’s gross as hell!

Authorities say marijuana “grow operations” were found at three of the four crime scenes where eight members of a rural Ohio family were murdered in “preplanned executions” this week, the Chillicothe Gazette reports.

J.K. Rowling and President Barack Obama sat down for dinner, and, unlike her usual go-to, Rowling has stayed mercifully mum about the dinner.

“There’s a goal of a couple of hundred people,” said a source familiar with pending layoffs coming to The New York Times told The New York Post. “They don’t want to pay out big packages, and they’re having negotiations with the unions.” Goodbye journalism, we knew thee well.

Paul LePage, America’s second-favorite racist, has a lot of things to say about foreign workers, and few of them are good.

For a man who is such an important father figure for bigots all across this great country, Donald Trump is not acting very fatherly.

“At age 70, I did not imagine that I would fall in love again and remarry. But the past 20 years have made my life a story of two great loves,” writes former Pennsylvania Senator Harris Wofford, in a touching New York Times piece about finding love after the death of his wife, to man 50 years his junior.

Charles Koch, a man whose pockets are spilling with oil and whose brain is brimming with political schemes, may be getting soft in his old age.

“The bottom line is that we will be eliminating a layer of valuable editing across most of the copy desk — what is known in desk parlance as the rim,” reads a letter sent to staffers at the Bay Area News Group, obtained by Romenesko. Copy editing is dead, long live the copy editors.

Donald Trump, a man who once called a political rival a word referring to a woman’s genitals, says that being presidential is easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy.

Hillary Clinton can’t go it alone, and Bill certainly isn’t cutting it. And so, the time has come to choose the person who will forge into the dark night alongside her.

“We all have our flaws, but Dennis Hastert has very few,” wrote Rep. Tom DeLay in a letter expressing support for the former House speaker, according to Politico. Are we talking about the same guy?

As if John Kasich’s presidential race couldn’t get sadder, now he’s got the Republican frontrunner bullying him into getting out.

“I love a red carpet,” 26-year-old Star giggled excitedly in Chelsea’s Bowtie Cinema last Saturday night. She was wearing a shiny, yellow A-line dress with flowers printed on it, and high-heeled gladiator sandals. In her D.C. accent, she drew out the next sentence so as to luxuriate in it. “I love to be seeeeeeeeeeen.”

Today, authorities in Minnesota announced that an autopsy of Prince’s body was performed at 1 p.m. local time, upon which the late singer’s body was handed over to his family. Results of the of the exam, including toxicology tests, won’t be released for weeks, the Midwest Medical Examiner’s Office said in a statement this afternoon: