Some food—cake, pie, pizza, nachos—tastes great. Some food—wheatgrass, chia seeds, kale—is healthy. But what one food tastes the best while still being healthy?

For decades, we've had nothing to fear but fear itself—and el chupacabra, the mythical beast that sucks the blood out of goats and humans alike. Well, now we can go back to just fearing fear, because the chupacabra has reportedly been euthanized.

McDonald's announced on Friday that it's suspending operations at its three restaurants in Crimea due to "manufacturing reasons." In a laudable move, the company guaranteed its Crimean employees jobs at McDonald's locations in Ukraine and offered to pay relocation costs, including three months in rent.

The Norwegian teenager who got a McDonald's receipt tattooed on his arm as a bet now has a tattoo on his other arm, as well—of the receipt for the first tattoo.

Long term unemployment is a twofold curse. Not only does it rob a person of their livelihood; it also makes them less likely to be hired again. That should not be the case. Here's a good reminder of why.

Before he was Don Draper, Jon Hamm was a 25-year-old waiter with the floppiest possible '90s hair who went on a terrible dating show. And lost.

Muhammad Mosa Khan, also known as "Musa," appeared in a Pakistani court this week, one of 30 people accused of trying to steal gas and murder police by stoning them to death. Musa is 9 months old.

"Consumer packaged goods" is the technical term for everything you buy when you go to "the store" to "get some stuff." For years now, you, the consumer, have been buying less of this stuff. What gives?

A pigeon rests on a wild iguana in a tree inside Seminario Park in Guayaquil, Ecuador, on Thursday. Pigeons coexist with the wild iguanas at this park in the middle of the city surrounded by savannah. Image via Dolores Ochoa/AP.

James Franco used an appearance on Live With Kelly and Michael this morning to talk about his Tuesday night attempt to hook up with a 17-year-old Scottish schoolgirl over Instagram.

After a showing of the new documentary The Unknown Known at the Angelika the other day, I shuffled out behind an older couple. He was white-haired and radiating dissatisfaction. And she was saying she'd enjoyed the movie. Former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld had not come off all that bad, she said.

This FedEx driver inadvertently delivered some classic physical comedy when his truck got away from him yesterday morning.

Page Six says that the buyer of a $70 million Fifth Avenue co-op—the most expensive co-op in New York City—may be Walmart heiress Alice Walton, a member of America's greediest family. Walmart's poverty-stricken employees can be proud they've helped Alice find a home at last.

There's not a lot of hopeful news coming out of Washington state's devastating Oso landslide—the death toll officially rose to 30 yesterday—but one grieving woman got some small comfort when her dog, Boomer, was found after 12 days missing.

On the Today Show Friday morning, George W. Bush finally revealed his long-awaited portraits of different world leaders. Some, like the portrait above of Russian President Vladimir Putin, really capture the soul of their subject. Others... not so much, though they still show an improvement from Bush's Cat Period.

An Afghan girl helps her brother down from a security barrier in the eastern Afghan city of Khost. Anja Niedringhaus, the Associated Press photographer who took this picture, was killed by an Afghan police officer on Friday. Kathy Gannon, an AP reporter, was shot twice in the same attack and is stable condition.

Surveillance video shows the moment an 84-year-old woman slammed her car through a Florida CVS this week, narrowly missing an elderly shopper who leaned forward just seconds before the car came crashing through.

Police say a Detroit man who accidentally hit a 10-year-old pedestrian was attacked by a crowd of people when he got out of his pickup truck to see if the child was alright. The child is expected to recover from his injuries, but the driver is now in critical condition.

Self magazine is now someone else's magazine—Condé Nast is replacing long-time editor Lucy Danziger with current Cosmopolitan executive editor Joyce Chang. Also reportedly out is Self publisher and vice president Laura McEwen.

Senator Dan Coats (R-Ind) began questioning a Treasury official in a Senate hearing today, not realizing he was in the wrong committee.