If Teen Mom returns for a season 5, it will be without its most notorious star. Previous cast members are currently in negotiations to return for season 5, but Farrah Abraham, who leveraged her Teen Mom fame into two sex tapes, isn't among them. Apparently, MTV felt she "set a bad example."

The Wall Street Journal op-ed page is known as America's premier forum for right wing lunacy. Fine. At least that can be defended as interesting. What cannot be defended is a major newspaper donating space for blowjobs of ex-presidents by their own former advisors.

Gilberto "Cannibal Cop" Valle, the former NYPD officer convicted of conspiring to kill and eat dozens of women, has become quite the chef in prison, according to his mother.

The first thing you need to know about the 18-year-old rapper Stitches is the ink on his face: the curling Joker-esque scarred smile, the star under his eye and on his earlobe, the smooched lips on his jawbone, the flames (?) running up to his eye, the name in cursive on his left cheek and, of course, the AK-47 on right his cheek.

About a week ago, Hello Denizen blew up the tiny-animals-eating-tiny-food section of the internet with a new webseries called Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos. It absolutely delivered on the promise of its title, but it didn't seem like the premise could sustain an entire series. Now someone else has figured out the next step the miniaturized hamster food trend.

A private jet company is offering an itinerary to fly your child around to tour colleges for only $43,500, more than the cost of a year's college tuition.

This should happen more often on American television: On Wednesday, two Jordanian journalists debating the civil war in Syria tried to fight each other live on television, destroying the studio in the process.

Pro-Russian separatists in two eastern Ukrainian regions—Luhansk and Donetsk—announced on Thursday that they would hold a referendum on independence this weekend, despite appeals from Russian President Vladimir Putin to delay the vote.

John Mayer gave some questionable interviews in his day, so Olivia Wilde can't really be blamed for being completely unable to tell his words apart from a cartoon skunk's.

In-between prestige drama like The Americans and the perfection that is Nashville–which we'll be talking about tomorrow–tonight MTV's got the Catfish season premiere and True Life: I'm A Gay Athlete. Join us at over at Morning After as we learn the truth about some things and the lies about some other things.

Once, long ago, Oprah Winfrey was just a normal, regular person who had to shoot audition tapes, just like the rest of us. That time may be long passed, but her stiff audition interview will live on forever.

Another one bites the dust. After 63 years in print, Jet magazine is now online-only. This month's issue was its last.

A Los Angeles band figured out a way to make $20,000 from Spotify by doing absolutely nothing.

Protesters lobby for higher wages for fast food workers outside a McDonald's in New York City on Wednesday. Image via Andrew Burton/Getty.

Brazilian kids in Liberdade wanted to speak fluent English, while senior citizens at a Chicago retirement home were looking for new friends. CNA's Speaking Exchange program put the two together over video chat, and it turned out to be a perfect match.

Illinois' newest menace is a group of three men called the Miley Cyrus Gang, who are alleged to have beaten multiple people in the city of Joliet this week. Why are they called the Miley Cyrus gang? Well, because before they pick fights, they "start talking about Miley Cyrus."

The year of the heroic teen continues: On Monday, a high school senior was arrested for repeatedly mailing packages containing cow and dog shit to his school's vice principal.

Union-busting retail giant Target is having a tough time: its CEO just resigned, its stock is down, and it faces an existential threat from Amazon. We now bring you one current Target headquarters employee's thoughts on what's wrong with Target.

Willow Smith, the 13-year-old daughter of America's jiggiest scientologist, caused a collective freakout when she Instagrammed a photo showing her in bed, fully clothed, with a shirtless actor from Hannah Montana.

No adult is under the illusion that menstrual blood is the tranquil blue color of, say, toilet bowl cleaner or one of the mediocre flavors of Mountain Dew, so why do ads for maxi pads have to sanitize a natural, healthy part of the human experience?