The trend of Wall Street banks coddling their disgustingly weak employees continues: Morgan Stanley CEO James Gorman said that the death of one young banker last year after round-the-clock work "has caused everyone to step back and say, 'Hey, have we got this right?'"

About one in five Britons recently said they would consider having sex with a specific genus of robot. This seems low. I think a lot of people are lying.

I feel sorry for Monica Lewinsky. I am not sure why it is apparently so difficult for people to simply say that, even now.

Police in central Georgia are baffled by a suspected home invasion that left an elderly man decapitated and his 87-year-old wife missing.

The tradition of genre-flipped movie trailers started with The Shining as a family comedy. This is that Shining trailer in reverse: a heartwarming family film turned into a horror flick about being trapped in the snow.

Last summer, two enormous advertising companies, Omnicom and Publicis, announced that they'd be merging to form the world's most enormous advertising company. Yesterday, they announced the deal is off. Why? Because these companies are essentially kindergarteners.

Australian breakfast show host and on-air drunk Karl Stefanovic, who will forever be known as the guy who tried (and failed) to tell a Dalai Lama joke to the Dalai Lama, kicked off his Friday by completely losing it while his cohost narrated a cute cat video.

Burger King today announced that it will serve its burgers for breakfast now, as part of their new corporate philosophy, "Why try harder than absolutely necessary when the American people want nothing more than to eat themselves into oblivion to erase the pain of being locked into this zombie-like existence?"

Vladimir Putin flew to Sevastopol, Crimea today to take part in the annual Victory Day parade celebrating victory over Nazi Germany. It's the first time Putin has visited Crimea since Russia annexed the territory in March.

James Franco's been kind of quiet since he sent out a sterile, half-naked bathroom mirror selfie to his millions of Instagram followers last week.

Residents of a northern Philadelphia neighborhood say hundreds of teenagers began having sex and peeing everywhere after a summer block party turned into a free-for-all.

Former FBI agent and current indicted congressman Rep. Michael Grimm left the bureau on such bad terms that the FBI ended up barring him from the building in the most hilarious way.

Tonight's the night for nigh-excruciating comedy here at Morning After: Join us as we flip back and forth between NBC's inaugural presentation of the American Comedy Awards at 9/8c and a night of awkward premieres on IFC: Comedy Bang! Bang! at 10/9c. and Maron's visit to The Talking Dead at 10:30/9:30c.

Influential writer/intellectual bell hooks boldly stared down the easily agitated Beyhive this week when she labeled Beyoncé a "terrorist" during a panel discussion titled "Are You Still a Slave?" at New York's New School.

There are 100 potential questions on the US Naturalization test. You'd think most American citizens would be able to answer six out of ten. You'd be wrong.

Kellogg has agreed to stop calling its Kashi line of products "all natural" because it contains ingredients like "soy oil processed using hexane, a component of gasoline." They can still call it "artisan," thank god.

The New York Public Library has abandoned its plan to hollow out its central building and eliminate its research stacks. It was undone by critical and public opposition, and possibly by the fact that the whole scheme—for which Sir Norman Foster took home $7.9 million regardless—was structurally unfeasible.

"I get more hate, honestly, about dressing androgynously than about being gay. It blows my mind." - Ellen Page

Following the botched execution of Clayton Lockett last week, Oklahoma's attorney general has agreed a to six-month stay of execution for death-row inmate Charles Warner.

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