Alaskan Supreme Court OKs Cop Sex With Domestic Violence Victim
Michelle Dean · 05/09/14 03:16PMAsk the Gawker Staff
Gawker Staff · 05/09/14 02:25PMCommunity Canceled After Five Seasons and No Movie
Jay Hathaway · 05/09/14 02:15PMZen Koans Explained: "Eating the Blame"
Hamilton Nolan · 05/09/14 02:05PMMan Froze His Mother's Body So He Could Collect Her Retirement Checks
Jay Hathaway · 05/09/14 01:36PMThe Founder of College Humor Has Horrible Advice For College Kids
Jordan Sargent · 05/09/14 01:05PM
Like many rich people, Ricky Van Veen—co-founder of College Humor and fiancé of Girls' Allison Williams—knows exactly how directionless, jobless college graduates should live their lives. In a new Tumblr post, he outlines a plan of action for the unemployed recent graduate. It is extremely realistic and helpful* (*if you are already rich and successful).
What Will Your Summer Jams Be?
Rich Juzwiak · 05/09/14 12:55PMHamilton Nolan · 05/09/14 12:48PM
Adam Weinstein · 05/09/14 12:14PM
Conan O'Brien Gently Eviscerated Sharon Stone's New Movie to Her Face
Rich Juzwiak · 05/09/14 12:05PM
For anyone who saw and didn't find charm in John Turturro's insane vanity project, Fading Gigolo, Conan O'Brien's interview with Sharon Stone on last night's Conan was a welcome helping of catharsis. For those who haven't seen the movie, Turturro wrote, directed, and cast himself in the role of a man that piles of gorgeous women pay for sex for no apparent reason other than his sensitivity (his character, Fioravante, apparently doesn't even have a big dick, which would also be a vanity move, but at least shade in the character's appeal more than "...because he's him").
Jon Hamm's Enormous Head May Be the Second-Biggest In Hollywood
Jay Hathaway · 05/09/14 11:55AMHarvard Plans to Hail Satan, Confirms Conservative Fears About Harvard
Adam Weinstein · 05/09/14 11:45AMAn undergraduate student group has announced plans to hold a Satanic "black mass" on Harvard's campus Monday evening, freaking out Catholics and conservatives who probably figured the Ivy was a dark servant of Beelzubub all along.
New Video of Rob Ford Ranting in a Bar: "No One Better Fuck With Me"
Taylor Berman · 05/09/14 11:38AMAdam Weinstein · 05/09/14 11:32AM
Bad Samaritans Stand Around Taking Cell Phone Pics of Fallen Girl
Hamilton Nolan · 05/09/14 11:21AMAmerica's Most Republican-Leaning Company Makes White Bread
Adam Weinstein · 05/09/14 11:15AMSarah Hedgecock · 05/09/14 11:00AM
North Korea's News Agency Calls Barack Obama a "Monkey"
Jordan Sargent · 05/09/14 10:50AMPeople Don't Know What Gluten Is, But They Know They Don't Eat It
Jay Hathaway · 05/09/14 10:28AMIt's become trendy to maintain a gluten-free diet, even for people without allergies, but it's apparently not as trendy to have any idea what gluten is.










