Community Canceled After Five Seasons and No Movie

Jay Hathaway · 05/09/14 02:15PM

Much like Abed Nadir's favorite superhero show, The Cape, NBC's Community lasted a lot longer than anyone expected. Community survived having Chevy Chase as a main cast member and Dan Harmon as its showrunner, and then it survived with no Dan Harmon and no Chevy Chase. And then Harmon again.

Zen Koans Explained: "Eating the Blame"

Hamilton Nolan · 05/09/14 02:05PM

When a man becomes old, he often becomes pensive as well. He spends long days thinking back on his past. Back, back, back, back, back, back. Back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back.

The Founder of College Humor Has Horrible Advice For College Kids

Jordan Sargent · 05/09/14 01:05PM

Like many rich people, Ricky Van Veen—co-founder of College Humor and fiancé of Girls' Allison Williams—knows exactly how directionless, jobless college graduates should live their lives. In a new Tumblr post, he outlines a plan of action for the unemployed recent graduate. It is extremely realistic and helpful* (*if you are already rich and successful).

What Will Your Summer Jams Be?

Rich Juzwiak · 05/09/14 12:55PM

The weather is supposed to be positively summer-like in New York this weekend, and we've already seen the release of several major superhero movies, so it's not too early to start thinking about the music that will define our respective summers.

Hamilton Nolan · 05/09/14 12:48PM

For unclear reasons, this discussion on the topic of "Should I Go to Grad School?" contains more than one word.

Adam Weinstein · 05/09/14 12:14PM

Earth will reportedly have trillionaires soon, as many as 11 of them in the next couple of generations. That would be roughly $140 for each human being on earth. Or enough to pay Atlas to stop shrugging and just flip off the rest of the world's population.

Conan O'Brien Gently Eviscerated Sharon Stone's New Movie to Her Face

Rich Juzwiak · 05/09/14 12:05PM

For anyone who saw and didn't find charm in John Turturro's insane vanity project, Fading Gigolo, Conan O'Brien's interview with Sharon Stone on last night's Conan was a welcome helping of catharsis. For those who haven't seen the movie, Turturro wrote, directed, and cast himself in the role of a man that piles of gorgeous women pay for sex for no apparent reason other than his sensitivity (his character, Fioravante, apparently doesn't even have a big dick, which would also be a vanity move, but at least shade in the character's appeal more than "...because he's him").

America's Most Republican-Leaning Company Makes White Bread

Adam Weinstein · 05/09/14 11:15AM

Corporations are people. Like people, they have political opinions. If you're looking for the most Republican corporate persons in the world, you're probably thinking Koch Industries. But you should be thinking white bread and interstate-redneck food.

Sarah Hedgecock · 05/09/14 11:00AM

Drag queen Conchita Wurst, representing Austria, celebrates after the second semifinal of the Eurovision Song Contest in Copenhagen, Denmark, on Thursday. Image via Frank Augstein/AP.

North Korea's News Agency Calls Barack Obama a "Monkey"

Jordan Sargent · 05/09/14 10:50AM

In an article published on May 2 that was just recently translated to English, Korean Central News Agency—the official propagandist news arm of the North Korean government—called Barack Obama a "monkey," among many other awful things.