Are you the sort of person who unwinds with a big healthy cup of "Greek" yogurt? Or survives on a three-soy-latte-a-day diet? Well, excellent news: in all cases, this means you are likely ingesting nanoparticles of titanium several times a day.

This week, fifty U.S. senators signed a letter urging the Washington Redskins to change their name, because it is a "racial slur." Needless to say, conservatives are outraged. If you start doing away with racism, where does it end??

A Victoria, Australia mom is upset after a teacher shaved her teen daughter's armpits in class, in front of two other girls. The school says it's just part of the curriculum.

A war-decorated drill instructor faces a possible Army court martial after allegedly assaulting a dozen women in the service over the past three years, including one on a base in Afghanistan.

The 9/11 Museum has removed a commemorative cheese plate—"with heart symbols marking the spots where the hijacked planes made impact on 9/11"— from its gift shop after complaints from victims' family members and the public.

Air Force Academy graduates throw their caps into the air as F-16 jets from the Thunderbirds make a flyover at the completion of the graduation ceremony at the U.S. Air Force Academy in Colorado on Wednesday. Image via Brennan Linsley/AP.

Entitled members of the "millennial" generation—is there anything that they cannot destroy with their devil-may-care sense of youthful self-regard? The answer is "no." Millennials are now destroying even death.

Good news, Human Beings: Community could reach six seasons after all.

Edward Snowden gave his first U.S. television interview to NBC's Brian Williams last night, almost one year after he was first revealed as the NSA contractor who leaked documents about the U.S. government's digital surveillance techniques.

The maker of the erectile dysfunction drug Cialis is seeking permission to sell the drug over the counter when its patent expires in 2017. The most dangerous side effect of this plan: bad jokes. Help us beat dick joke dysfunction, starting now.

A Ukrainian military helicopter was shot down on Thursday by pro-Russian rebels near Slovyansk in eastern Ukraine, killing 14 troops, including a general, according to the country's acting president.

Ukrainian "prankster" and red-carpet reporter Vitalii Sediuk has struck again, literally — he jumped over a barrier and punched Brad Pitt in the face last night at the Los Angeles premiere of Maleficent. Angelina was elsewhere, signing autographs and looking intense. Police say that Pitt wasn't seriously injured and that Sediuk was charged with battery.

Your favorite hot sauce is safe, for now: Perhaps motivated by Texas's meddling, the Irwindale, Ca. City Council voted unanimously Wednesday night to dismiss a lawsuit and public nuisance declaration against Huy Fong Foods, maker of the beloved Sriracha hot sauce.

Administrators at a Utah high school were forced to defend their editorial policies this week after they were caught photoshopping yearbook photos of female students who showed too much skin on picture day.

Stories that start out, "Police officers were recently caught on camera," usually don't have a happy ending. But not in Denmark!

A regional airline pilot flew directly to jail after a lame attempt at smuggling cocaine into the country landed him in the hospital.

Somaly Mam, an internationally renowned human rights activist and Oprah-approved author, resigned from her eponymous foundation this week after a damning Newsweek exposé suggested she lied on numerous occasions about instances of sexual abuse and rape.

The first trailer for The Sex Factor, the porn competition webseries hosted by Duke porn star Belle Knox, buries the juiciest part at the end. We already knew about the roster of porn star judges and the million-dollar prize, but this is the first time The Sex Factor has revealed that Belle Knox will do a scene with the two winners.

Here is a list of the many ways in which the May 2014 economy is similar to the May 2007 economy—booming, just before the bust. In other news: junk bonds are back! Anyhow, don't miss this once in a lifetime opportunity to get rich.