Unions Want Collective Bargaining Rights for Everyone

Hamilton Nolan · 06/05/14 12:37PM

Despite a long history as the only institution standing between working class Americans and industrialists' bootheels, unions have seen their influence waning for decades. Their new plan: collective bargaining for union members and non-union-members alike.

Rich Juzwiak · 06/05/14 11:58AM

After trying for years to get his children's movie Fruitcake off the ground, John Waters says, "Maybe I've made my last movie. That's okay." He refuses to use Kickstarter because, "I'm not public begging." This seems wise.

Hamilton Nolan · 06/05/14 11:24AM

This week, the Central African Republic banned text messaging. Prime minister Andre Nzapayeke said the move was made for "protection of the people" because the nation is "at war." After banning text messaging, the nation remains at war.

Man Drives His Dead Girlfriend's Corpse on Cross-Country Road Trip

Aleksander Chan · 06/05/14 11:20AM

Ray Tomlinson's girlfriend died on a road trip from Arizona to Michigan. Believing he had 48 hours before he was legally required to report her death, he drove her decomposing corpse, along with his 93-year-old mother, the rest of the way home. He didn't take her body to the hospital, he told the Detroit Free Press, because he "cared too much for her."

BaneCat Returns to Teach You The Meaning of Despair

Jay Hathaway · 06/05/14 10:53AM

BaneCat—the cat who was born in the dark, moulded by it—seemed like just a one-hit YouTube wonder, but speak of the devil, and he shall appear. BaneCat (a.k.a. Peanut) is back, and his trip to the vet is going to be painful. For the vet.

"Mad Prime" Stephen Colbert Enlists In the Boycott of Amazon

Michelle Dean · 06/05/14 10:10AM

Amazon, known 'round these parts as the "Cthulhu of retail," saw its bad PR stretch got worse last night when Stephen Colbert took up the sword. Colbert's books are published by Grand Central, an imprint of Hachette Book Group. Hachette is the company currently struggling with Amazon over pricing. In a negotiating tactic straight out of a Coen brothers movie about rotund 1930s industrialists, Amazon is artificially delaying the shipment of Hachette books while driving a hard line.

Watch Tom Cruise and Jimmy Fallon Break Their Own Faces With Footballs

Aleksander Chan · 06/05/14 09:15AM

Two things we learn about Tom Cruise from this game of "Face Breakers," where he and Jimmy Fallon throw footballs at glass frames with their faces etched onto them: Tom Cruise is pretty good at throwing footballs; Tom Cruise takes himself very seriously while throwing footballs. This is how you win games on late night talk shows.

Hamilton Nolan · 06/05/14 08:21AM

"What Peretti doesn't know about the 1960s creative advertising revolution would crash BuzzFeed's servers. Their lazy, base, uncreative listicle advertising has nothing to do with the Mad Men era." Copyranter profanely critiques his former employer's native advertising.