A Marine jet slammed into a Southern California home Wednesday, ultimately destroying three houses in the fiery crash. Amazingly, no one was seriously injured.

A pair of newlyweds spent their wedding night in jail after they celebrated their nuptials with a crazy hotel lobby fight.

Tonight police arrested a 27-year-old man who they say has been fatally stabbing people in Brooklyn.

Wheel of Fortune blunders are always funny, but one man's attempt to solve the puzzle tonight was so magnificently wrong, it deserves a place in the Wheel of Misfortune Hall of Fame.

Leave it to a group of Bored Teenagers to execute a generally harmless but perfectly diabolical prank on their high school principal.

Oliver North on Tuesday criticized the Obama administration's deal for "hostage" Bowe Bergdahl as helping "a criminal enterprise that kills Americans." That's Oliver North, architect of the illegal plan to sell Iran missiles in hopes that they'd secure the release of U.S. hostages in Lebanon.

Cyclist Malcolm Fox was wrapping up a bike ride at a popular trail in Somerset West, South Africa, when three men, one of the armed with a gun, approached him. They took his bike, phone, car keys, and sunglasses, but left the GoPro camera mounted on his helmet.

Remember the time 50 Cent said masturbation was a sin and provided a four-step plan (via Twitter!) on how to curb your manly desires? Oh, how times, and bank statements, have changed.

If you, for whatever reason, think it's a good idea to run around in a gorilla costume, let this be a tale of warning: Earlier this week, a veterinarian at a zoo in Spain reportedly shot an employee dressed in an ape suit after confusing him for a real gorilla.

"Boy Sentenced to Jail Because of Large Penis" is your headline of the day.

After waiting about 20 minutes in line, we were in. I assumed the Domino Sugar Factory would smell like sweat and underpaid labor, so I was ready to whip out a SARS mask. Alas, it was the sweetest saccharine smell. It felt like a good hug from your favorite Sunday school teacher.

Sunday night's Game of Thrones battle between Gregor "The Mountain" Clegane and Oberyn "Red Viper" Martell was startling not so much for its outcome as for its sheer brutality. Showrunners Benioff and Weiss pushed even HBO's visual boundaries with the scene, but could it have been even more powerful?

Well well well, the secret is out. U.S. President Barack Obama's secret workout is finally declassified and caught on tape for all the world to see. Mister President, you got some problems.

Conservatives want you to know they're simply telling an inconvenient truth about the bad behavior of U.S. soldier Bowe Bergdahl and the Obama administration's effort to get him back from Taliban captivity. It's also a truth that's 180 degrees from the truth they tweeted lo, these many years ago!

Last week, Mariah Carey released her 14^th studio album, Me. I Am Mariah…The Elusive Chanteuse. Here are some things to consider when considering Mariah Carey, especially at this juncture in her 24-year career.

Carlos Valentin reacts after learning that tickets for some of Brazil's World Cup soccer games are sold out, as he stands outside São Paulo's Ibirapuera Gym with other fans hoping to buy tickets on Wednesday. Tickets for the opener sold out as fans lined up in the cold to try to buy what was left for the other matches. Image via Nelson Antoine/AP.

As far as pranks go, having a man dressed up as a terrifying owl monster creep up on people scoping out an abandoned children's hospital is pretty good. What a great way to get some laughs out of people screaming for their lives because they thought they were going to be devoured by a monster. Just hilarious!

A good rule of thumb if you're a man and you want to wear a "dress shirt" is, you put on the shirt and look in the mirror, and if you can see your nipples and also you are suffocating, the shirt is too tight. Well, your wife thinks it looks great on you.

There's a megachurch in Texas, 90 percent of whose 4,500 members are LGBT. And it's been officiating gay marriages for like 40 years. Give us that old-time religion!

A ludicrously dressed child tasked with ensuring the safe transport of the back of Queen Elizabeth II's dress into and out of the House of Lords on Wednesday appeared, tragically, to die of boredom earlier this morning when he collapsed in the middle of the Queen's speech to Parliament. Fortunately, he had only fainted.