The South Dakota Republican Party last weekend approved a resolution calling on Congress to impeach Barack Obama. The resolution's sponsor has a "thick book on impeachable offenses of the president," he says. In related news, a South Dakota Republican claims to possess a thick book.

James Franco showed up at Sunday's Broadway Bares charity even in New York wearing under his jeans a jock strap that was exposed by RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6 winner Bianca Del Rio.

If you thought yogurtmania had already reached its inevitable fever pitch, you clearly haven't been eating enough yogurt to keep your brain strong. Now, instead of just eating all those active cultures in Fage and two-bit hack yogurt Chobani, you can rub Greek yogurt all over your body for cleanliness and moisturizing.

Justin Bieber, a fabulously wealthy 20-year-old Canadian, just moved into a new penthouse condo in Beverly Hills. Upon moving in, he did what most 20-year-olds would do in his situation: started smoking weed.

Big victory for ecumenical proponents of gay marriage. Also, big reminder from the AP that phrasing makes all the difference.

On the morning of January 11, 2010, before he testified as a plaintiff in the case then known as Perry v. Schwarzenegger, Jeff Zarrillo addressed the press.

Mike Turner is 27, and his parents really must want him to move the hell out. So much so that they've dedicated more than $600,000 to his candidacy to the U.S. House of Representatives.

TMZ has gotten access to the 911 call from the altercation between soccer player Hope Solo and her 17-year-old nephew, which happened over the weekend at his house in Washington. The call features her nephew telling the operator, "Hope Solo is going psychotic! She is fucking beating people up!" The full call is streamable through TMZ.

Michigan man Dan Maurer thought he had hit a dead end when his scrotum started to balloon in his late 20's (you young men take note: this could still happen to you). While he lost weight, per doctors' orders, his sac swelled. It now weighs about 100 lbs. Maurer didn't know what to do, and then he turned on TLC.

Lionel Messi, the Argentine soccer superstar, reportedly got online accolades for his World Cup heroism this weekend from the Islamic militants rapidly taking over Iraq—along with an invitation to "join the jihadist call," according to news reports.

Silvestre Varela's final goal against the U.S. in Sunday evening's World Cup match was a heartbreaker. And none were as banged-up about it as Eric Corey, a Miami soccer fan who toppled out of a bar window as soon as Portugal scored.

In today's edition of why'd you do that?, a woman at the Memphis Zoo in Tennessee has been officially banned from returning after foolishly climbing into the lion enclosure to feed the animals cookies. Do lions even like cookies?

After Ernest Baker's essay about interracial relationships, "The Reality of Dating White Women When You're Black," ran on Gawker earlier this month we received hundreds of comments and emails objecting to, agreeing with, or otherwise responding to Baker. This week, we're publishing some of those responses as part of a conversation about race and relationships.

A he-said, she-said, KFC-said story for the ages: the family of Victoria Wilcher—the three-year old girl who was mauled by pit bulls and then allegedly kicked out of a Kentucky Fried Chicken—says the story is true, despite a long investigation revealing that Victoria was almost certainly never asked to leave the KFC.

Perhaps to make up for his uncool stance on legalizing weed, Pope Francis ordered his driver to stop his car on Saturday so he could bless a disabled woman and her family, who were waiting alongside the highway for the pope to pass

Newly-inaugurated Egyptian President Abdel-Fattah el-Sissi says he will not pardon the three Al Jazeera journalists sentenced to jail yesterday for conspiring with the Muslim Brotherhood to report false news. "If we desire [strong] state institutions, we must respect court rulings and not comment on them even if others don't understand these rulings," he said last night, according to the Associated Press.

In a bizarre twist to a macabre story, Austin Flake, a son of Republican Sen. Jeff Flake, was supposed to be watching nearly 30 dogs in a sketchy-sounding Arizona canine boarding house when the AC broke down in the shed where the dogs were held, and 20 of them died from the heat.

The fallout from George Will's silly, under-researched column on sexual assault on university campuses can at least be credited with inspiring some entertainingly clueless commentary. Exhibit A: the thoughts of a George Mason law professor named David Bernstein, published by no less than the Washington Post.

Rule number one of home invasion in 2014: Don't check your Facebook while you're on a job. Rule number two: If the urge to look becomes insatiable, allow yourself a peek at your iPhone, but do not attempt to use the target's computer. Number three: if all else fails, just make sure you log out before you leave.

In a new report by the Environmental Working Group, a health-based research organization in D.C., it was revealed that children are ingesting dangerous levels of vitamin A, niacin, and zinc in fortified cereals whose added nutrients were calculated based on an adult diet.