Morgan Freeman altered his famous voice with helium for a segment of his Science Channel show Through the Wormhole, so Jimmy Fallon figured he'd be up for doing it again on The Tonight Show.

Breathe easy, Orange County: there is not some sinister serial killer leaving porcelain doll replicas of the little girls he plans to chop up and eat at homes around San Clemente. In fact, it was probably just some weird old grandma!

At least 797 Palestinians – most of them civilians, many of them children — have died in the 17-day Gaza conflict so far. Thirty-three Israeli soldiers and two Israeli civilians have also been killed. Starting Sunday, there could be a break in the violence.

There were no survivors of the 110-passenger Air Algerie flight that crashed in Mali this week, French president Francois Hollande said today. Nearly half of the plane's passengers were French nationals.

Please, do yourself a very small favor and watch this adorable six-year-old roller skate limbo (you'll see) under a possibly world record breaking 39 SUVs.

Fuck bees, seriously.

The AP reports that wreckage has been found from the Air Algerie plane that disappeared from radar last night while flying from Burkina Faso to Algeria.

The San Francisco Examiner reports that a San Francisco State University professor was charged with 15 misdemeanor counts of invasion of privacy after secretly filming students in his home bathroom.

Tom Greer, an 80-year-old man from Long Beach, California, told KNBC-TV this week that he fatally shot a woman in the back while she and a male accomplice ran away after attempting to rob his home. He reports that she said, "Don't shoot me! I'm pregnant!"

Before everyone knew them and loved them, way back in 1999, Tina Fey and Rachel Dratch starred in a two-woman show called Dratch & Fey.

Nickelodeon actress Jennette McCurdy is best known for two things: Starring alongside Ariana Grande in the recently cancelled Sam and Cat and having her lingerie selfies leaked online. The 22-year-old isn't naïve; she's aware she's got some fans who aren't just interested in her acting abilities and her Wall Street Journal blog posts.

Today's second-most frightening news story involves a number of porcelain dolls, each crafted to resemble a young girl living in the same Orange County neighborhood.

There is a five bedroom, four bathroom three-story condo at 5517 Oakwood Cove in Austin available for the price of $389,500. One of the bathrooms is pictured, and you can see that some changes need to be made. The wallpaper could be scrapped. The fixtures could be updated. Oh, and the dude with his dick hanging out could probably move out of the way.

A Pittsburgh-area father has been charged with involuntary manslaughter after his daughters were crushed and killed by a dresser on the 4th of July. David Beatty, 28, allegedly waited 10-15 minutes before checking on two-year-old Brooklyn and three-year-old Ryeley after hearing a crash.

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A DC taxi driver has reached a $5,500 settlement with the city after he was not allowed to speak at a DC Taxi Commission meeting last year because he had a foreign accent.

This morning, we received a voice mail from Detective Carol Perry-Green of the Manatee County Sheriff's Office.

Around the time Louis C.K.'s Louie was picked up by FX in 2009, C.K. appeared in Ricky Gervais's The Invention of Lying. And now that they're both up for the Emmy for Lead Actor in a Comedy, Gervais says C.K.'s career never would have happened without that little boost.

If you've taken a commercial airline flight recently, you could be forgiven for assuming that airlines are broke as hell, forced to penny-pinch and slash service to the bone. Not so! Several airlines reported record profits this week. But how?

The New Yorker, a magazine, has just opened its Internet "archives" (dating back to 2007) as a readers' jubilee in advance of its upcoming move to the world of paywalled journalism, three months hence. So much New Yorker to muck around in! So many words! So many stories! So many stories with so many words in them!