Adam Weinstein · 08/07/14 02:59PM

How many times has voter-identification fraud really happened in the United States? As many as 31 times out of 1 billion ballots cast since 2000, one law professor's new research shows. The incidents may account for up to 234 ballots, or 0.0000234 percent of all the voting in America.

Guy Finds His Wife Drunkenly Making "Grilled Cheeses" at 2:30 a.m.

Jay Hathaway · 08/07/14 02:50PM

The ostensible story behind this video is that a man heard his wife coming home in the middle of the night and recorded her "making grilled cheeses" by melting string cheese over a plateful of goldfish crackers while swigging wine and insisting she's not drunk.

Preserve Is the Most Disturbing Site On the Web

Allie Jones · 08/07/14 01:55PM

Preserve is actress Blake Lively's "lifestyle" blog that "honors the future, while having a love affair with the past." Preserve is home to a fictional essay titled "Flower Beards: Summer's Hottest Trend? Or a Death Sentence? A Story By Sir Willups Brightslymoore," which is about a man being beaten to death. The target audience for Preserve is the ghost of Felicity, American Girl doll. Preserve is completing its third week of public existence. Preserve is the most disturbing site on the web.

Iraq's Getting Worse. What's Going on With the U.S. Troops Over There?

Adam Weinstein · 08/07/14 01:19PM

In case you haven't heard, shit's getting worse in Iraq again. Islamic militants have expanded their control over territory, secured a dam that provides water and power to much of the country's north, and now threaten a religious minority with extinction. What the hell happened to the military forces America sent over in June?

Just Give Weird Al the Super Bowl Halftime Show Already

Jay Hathaway · 08/07/14 01:09PM

The periodic calls for a Super Bowl Halftime show featuring "Weird Al" Yankovic are louder than ever this year, with a petition picking up nearly 65,000 signatures in a day, and still rising. 65,000 Weird Al fans could be wrong, but they're not. This is a pretty good idea.

Tell Us About Your Interactions With the NYPD

Jason Parham · 08/07/14 12:36PM

It's been a bloody, bloody summer here in New York City. The death of Staten Island resident Eric Garner at the hands of NYPD officer Daniel Pantaleo in July—Pantaleo used a chokehold to restrain an asthmatic Garner, which resulted in death—may be the most public and widespread incident of police brutality this year, but it hasn't been the only one. Rosan Miller, Jahmil-El Cuffee, Stephanie Maldonado, and Denise Stewart were all violently harassed and assaulted by NYPD officers within the last few weeks. And those are just the reported cases that caught media attention. On Tuesday, Internal Affairs announced an investigation into the department involving a case where four "officers repeatedly struck a shackled and handcuffed patient on a stretcher before the New York Fire Department EMTs intervened to end the beating."

A Short History of James Franco and Scott Haze Playing Gay

J.K. Trotter · 08/07/14 12:30PM

Middlebrow culture jammer James Franco is very mad at us for writing up a New York Times story that all but said he’s dating his roommate and longtime actor pal Scott Haze. “GAWKER—always getting the cutting edge, homophobic scoop!!!” he wrote on Instagram. It was as if Franco had forgotten that he and Haze have spent the past month playing gay—or their towel-snapping version of it—in order to generate publicity for their new movie, Child of God.

Idiot Tourist Crashes Drone Into Yellowstone Park's Famous Hot Spring

Adam Weinstein · 08/07/14 11:55AM

Yellowstone National Park's largest natural hot spring—the third-biggest in the world—may be all kinds of screwed-up thanks to the crappy stick-and-rudder skills of a tourist who crashed a photo-taking drone into the "geothermal feature," the park said Wednesday.

If Ron Paul Is Nirvana, Who Is Everyone Else?

Andy Cush · 08/07/14 11:45AM

"Has the 'Libertarian Moment' Finally Arrived?" the New York Times Magazine wonders today. More importantly: If Ron Paul is Nirvana, does that make Gary Johnson Soundgarden?

No.

Max Read · 08/07/14 11:38AM

"Welcome to The Moviegoers,"—no—"an occasional new series in which the Op-Ed columnists"no"Frank Bruni and Ross Douthat"—no, and no—"banter"—no—"about movies,"—no—"pop culture,"—no—"television"—no—"and other real-world distractions."—no.

Look At This Woman Freaking Out About Whale Penis

Rich Juzwiak · 08/07/14 11:32AM

The best part of this clip from last night's finale of PBS' Sex in the Wild is when anatomist Dr. Joy S. Reidenberg, standing a few yards away from a dead beached sperm whale, shouts, "Can you see the penis?!" Penis ahoy!

Here's Jon Stewart Interviewing the Whole Wu-Tang Clan

Jay Hathaway · 08/07/14 10:05AM

Nearly the entire Wu-Tang Clan (R.I.P Ol' Dirty Bastard) appeared on the Daily Show last night to promote their 20th anniversary reunion album, A Better Tomorrow, setting up one of the most uncomfortable Jon Stewart interviews imaginable.