Adam Weinstein · 08/07/14 02:59PM
Guy Finds His Wife Drunkenly Making "Grilled Cheeses" at 2:30 a.m.
Jay Hathaway · 08/07/14 02:50PMThe ostensible story behind this video is that a man heard his wife coming home in the middle of the night and recorded her "making grilled cheeses" by melting string cheese over a plateful of goldfish crackers while swigging wine and insisting she's not drunk.
Jury Finds Renisha McBride's Killer Guilty of Second Degree Murder
Michelle Dean · 08/07/14 02:34PM
Minutes ago, a jury found Theodore Wafer guilty of second-degree murder, and manslaughter in the killing of Renisha McBride after just over a day's worth of deliberation. McBride was 19 years old when Wafer shot and killed her on his porch last November. Wafer was remanded to Wayne County Jail to await sentencing.
Author's Stalking Story Finds Her at Home Alone With a Man and a Gun
Michelle Dean · 08/07/14 02:13PMThe Disapproval Matrix
Tom Scocca · 08/07/14 02:05PMPreserve Is the Most Disturbing Site On the Web
Allie Jones · 08/07/14 01:55PM
Preserve is actress Blake Lively's "lifestyle" blog that "honors the future, while having a love affair with the past." Preserve is home to a fictional essay titled "Flower Beards: Summer's Hottest Trend? Or a Death Sentence? A Story By Sir Willups Brightslymoore," which is about a man being beaten to death. The target audience for Preserve is the ghost of Felicity, American Girl doll. Preserve is completing its third week of public existence. Preserve is the most disturbing site on the web.
Iraq's Getting Worse. What's Going on With the U.S. Troops Over There?
Adam Weinstein · 08/07/14 01:19PM
In case you haven't heard, shit's getting worse in Iraq again. Islamic militants have expanded their control over territory, secured a dam that provides water and power to much of the country's north, and now threaten a religious minority with extinction. What the hell happened to the military forces America sent over in June?
Just Give Weird Al the Super Bowl Halftime Show Already
Jay Hathaway · 08/07/14 01:09PMMaureen McDonnell Is an Intolerable Nutbag, Former Chief of Staff Says
Andy Cush · 08/07/14 12:45PMTell Us About Your Interactions With the NYPD
Jason Parham · 08/07/14 12:36PM
It's been a bloody, bloody summer here in New York City. The death of Staten Island resident Eric Garner at the hands of NYPD officer Daniel Pantaleo in July—Pantaleo used a chokehold to restrain an asthmatic Garner, which resulted in death—may be the most public and widespread incident of police brutality this year, but it hasn't been the only one. Rosan Miller, Jahmil-El Cuffee, Stephanie Maldonado, and Denise Stewart were all violently harassed and assaulted by NYPD officers within the last few weeks. And those are just the reported cases that caught media attention. On Tuesday, Internal Affairs announced an investigation into the department involving a case where four "officers repeatedly struck a shackled and handcuffed patient on a stretcher before the New York Fire Department EMTs intervened to end the beating."
A Short History of James Franco and Scott Haze Playing Gay
J.K. Trotter · 08/07/14 12:30PM
Middlebrow culture jammer James Franco is very mad at us for writing up a New York Times story that all but said he’s dating his roommate and longtime actor pal Scott Haze. “GAWKER—always getting the cutting edge, homophobic scoop!!!” he wrote on Instagram. It was as if Franco had forgotten that he and Haze have spent the past month playing gay—or their towel-snapping version of it—in order to generate publicity for their new movie, Child of God.
ISIS Reportedly Captured Iraq's Biggest Dam
Allie Jones · 08/07/14 12:07PMIdiot Tourist Crashes Drone Into Yellowstone Park's Famous Hot Spring
Adam Weinstein · 08/07/14 11:55AMIf Ron Paul Is Nirvana, Who Is Everyone Else?
Andy Cush · 08/07/14 11:45AMNo.
Max Read · 08/07/14 11:38AMLook At This Woman Freaking Out About Whale Penis
Rich Juzwiak · 08/07/14 11:32AMThe best part of this clip from last night's finale of PBS' Sex in the Wild is when anatomist Dr. Joy S. Reidenberg, standing a few yards away from a dead beached sperm whale, shouts, "Can you see the penis?!" Penis ahoy!










