Watch Beyoncé's Marathon 16-Minute Performance of BEYONCÉ at the VMAs

Rich Juzwiak · 08/24/14 11:30PM

Beyoncé closed tonight's VMAs with a 15-minute medley that spanned almost her entire BEYONCÉ album—she performed at least a bit of almost every song, though "Pretty Hurts" was represented only from a snippet of Harvey Keitel's dialogue from the video, "Superpower" played as an instrumental over the snippet from Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie's TED talk used in "***Flawless," and "Heaven" was nowhere to be found, except for in our hearts.

Blue Ivy Singing "***Flawless" Is Flawless

Rich Juzwiak · 08/24/14 10:47PM

Blue Ivy Carter could have stolen this year's VMAs, if only she weren't the daughter of the woman who actually stole the show, Beyoncé. Oh well. Better luck next year, kid.

Join Us for Our Live VMAs Open Thread

Dayna Evans · 08/24/14 07:20PM

Hello, gang. As you may or may not know (or care), tonight are the MTV Video Music Awards. The red carpet has begun, and boy is it a fun one already. We're here to walk you through the night, listen to your good jokes, and in general keep each other company during these times.

Chris Brown Is Still Not a Rapper, New York Times Not So Sure

Rich Juzwiak · 08/24/14 06:33PM

Chris Brown is not a rapper. Though he does rap sometimes, he is primarily a singer, and should be identified as such in the same way that Charles Manson should be identified as a cult leader/criminal and not a musician/dude with sweet moves, and that Bugs Bunny should be identified as a talking rabbit and not a drag queen. But people continue to write "rapper Chris Brown..." which seems assumptive to the point of being oh, hmmm, what's the word? Oh yeah, racist!

Grandmother Tackles Man Fleeing Police, Taunts Him

Kelly Conaboy · 08/24/14 04:05PM

A 40-year-old mother of five and grandmother of three tackled a 20-year-old man fleeing police in Washington state, reports the AP. She then pulled down his pants, showing everyone his little bum, and taunted him about being tackled by a grandmother.

Building Gets Implosion Sendoff That All Buildings Dream Of

Dayna Evans · 08/24/14 12:10PM

The Wellington Hotel Annex in Albany, N.Y. was treated to a very special goodbye party when it was murdered in plain sight in front of hundreds of onlookers with the exciting funereal touch of colored fireworks. If I were a building, this is how I'd like to go. Take note!!!

America's Sweetheart Amy Sedaris Teaches Jimmy Fallon How to Save Lives

Dayna Evans · 08/24/14 10:30AM

Amy Sedaris—the god—was on Jimmy Fallon's late-night variety program on Friday, and it was quickly revealed that Sedaris has been doing a service to communities everywhere by getting certified in CPR. If you are dying of a heart attack, the only woman you want to save you is Amy Sedaris. Deny all help unless it's Amy Sedaris.