Real Housewives Stars Joe and Teresa Giudice Sentenced to Prison

Caity Weaver · 10/02/14 04:02PM

In a scene nearly as dramatic as the time Aviva confronted Sonja about skipping a charity spin class to spend time with her dog, a New Jersey judge sentenced Real Housewives of New Jersey stars Teresa and Giuseppe "Joe" Giudice to 15 and 41 months in prison, respectively, for bankruptcy, mail, and wire fraud.

The Fung Wah Bus Still Doesn't Have Its Shit Together

Andy Cush · 10/02/14 03:25PM

The Fung Wah bus, a rolling sardine can that once carried passengers from Boston's South Station to the foot of the Manhattan Bridge and back for a mere $15 each way, failed its latest attempt to get back on the road. Depending on your outlook, this is either very good or very bad news.

The Third Law of eMotion

Kyla Marshell · 10/02/14 02:00PM

The first one that arrived was for Kevin, a teenage boy from Port Arthur, Texas:

Are the South Park Guys Lorde Age Truthers?

Jay Hathaway · 10/02/14 01:45PM

Grammy-winning New Zealand singer Lorde's rise to fame is especially remarkable because she's just 17 years old. Or that's what she wants you to think. Despite the release of the singer's birth certificate—or an easily-forged printout of it, anyway—earlier this year, some still believe Lorde is older than she claims.

NYPD Shot and Killed an Unarmed Man, Then Claimed He Was Stabbed

Andy Cush · 10/02/14 01:10PM

On Monday night, NYPD officers shot and killed two men, Francisco Carvajal and Rafael Laureano, in a Brooklyn apartment. Carvajal had broken into his ex-girlfriend's home and was threatening her and her children with a knife; Laureano was attempting to intervene and was accidentally hit with a police bullet.

New York Times Columnist Learns About Women

Leah Finnegan · 10/02/14 12:25PM

Nick Bilton, enterprising cultural commentator and flaneur of the digital set, sits down with horsey old scribe Walter Isaacson for his Times column today to celebrate the release of the latter's new book, "The Innovators: How a Group of Hackers, Geniuses, and Geeks Created the Digital Revolution." Just thrilling.

Suspect in Missing UVA Student Case Accused Twice of Sexual Assault

Aleksander Chan · 10/02/14 10:30AM

Jesse Leroy Matthew, Jr.'s history of sexual assault accusations continue to be pieced together as the search for missing University of Virginia student Hannah Graham extends into its third week. Matthew was accused of sexual assault during his time as a student and football player at Christopher Newport University in 2003—that's in addition to a sexual assault accusation filed against him when he was a student and football player at Liberty University in 2002.

Millennial Basketball Player Thinks His Mediocrity Should Impress You

Tom Scocca · 10/02/14 10:05AM

Generational stereotypes are grotesquely dumb and unfair, which makes it entertaining when someone genuinely lives up to one. Obviously people in their 20s are not the complacent, self-esteem-bloated solipsists that the popular culture supposes them to be.

Air Canada Pilots Can't Stop Bringing Porn Into the Cockpit

Aleksander Chan · 10/02/14 09:17AM

According to an internal Air Canada memo leaked to CBC, officials at the airline had to implore its pilots—again—that they shouldn't be bringing their porn into the cockpit with them. "I am disappointed to have to raise this issue once again but unfortunately we have some people that have yet to understand the message," Rod Graham, Air Canada's chief pilot and director of fleet operations and training, writes in the memo.