Report: Records Implicate White House in Secret Service Hooker Scandal
Gabrielle Bluestone · 10/08/14 10:56PMNYPD Officer Knocks Teenager Out for Smoking a Cigarette
Gabrielle Bluestone · 10/08/14 08:30PMMan Killed by 800,000 Bees Hiding in the Attic
Gabrielle Bluestone · 10/08/14 06:47PMReddit Users Want Jennifer Lawrence to Fund Encryption Software
Jordan Sargent · 10/08/14 05:35PMThere Will Be Blood... In Your Veggie Burger
Dayna Evans · 10/08/14 05:00PMOpen-Carrying Guy Has His Brand-New Pistol Stolen at Gunpoint
Jay Hathaway · 10/08/14 04:44PMJason Parham · 10/08/14 04:37PM
In his most recent dispatch, The Atlantic's Ta-Nehisi Coates speaks with Lucia McBath about the death of her son, Jordan Davis. "It's very difficult to know that it doesn't matter what morals you instill in your children," she said. "That there are certain people who will never see the value and known who they are."
NJ High School Football Team Hazing Included Fingers In Butts
Dayna Evans · 10/08/14 04:33PM
Daily hazing on a New Jersey high school football team allegedly involved seniors shoving fingers up the rectums of younger players, NJ.com exclusively reports. Sayreville War Memorial High School's entire football season has been cancelled as a result, Sayreville's superintendent, Richard Labbe, told the press on Monday night.
"Troll-Hunting" Site Shuts Down After Hunters Bag a Troll
Allie Jones · 10/08/14 04:00PM
Despite the fact that British toddler Madeleine McCann disappeared seven years ago while on vacation with her family in Portugal, the heavily covered British tabloid case still captivates a certain subset of Twitter trolls. This weekend, one of these alleged trolls was found dead in a hotel room after information about her was exposed online.
Controversial: Should Workers Be Paid For Time They Spend at Work?
Hamilton Nolan · 10/08/14 03:43PMPaul Feig Is Making a Ghostbusters Movie Starring Hilarious Women
Jay Hathaway · 10/08/14 03:34PMN.C. Cops Pepper Spray Black Teen Inside His Own Home
Taylor Berman · 10/08/14 03:32PMLouis C.K. Is Not at All High as He Explains Earth's a Martian Graveyard
Jay Hathaway · 10/08/14 02:53PM
Louis C.K. has a feeling he's discovered "the origin of the basic despair that we all feel in the pit of our being, that one thing we all share." And it's not, as he previously posited, the knowledge that each of us will be forever empty and alone. It's that Earth is a Martian graveyard, and we're all "seeded by marsian corpse DNA."
Living Being Needlessly Dies of Ebola—Wait, Keep Reading, It's a Dog
Jordan Sargent · 10/08/14 02:25PM
An innocent four-limbed creature succumbed to Ebola this afternoon after days of intense public outra—wait, wait a second, we're not talking about an African person here. Open that tab back up. Can you hear me? It was a dog. A DOG. A poor, adorable, defenseless pup who never did anything wrong in this cruel world.
Are Chimps People? A New York Court Investigates
Dayna Evans · 10/08/14 01:25PMDuck Dynasty Star Says "Biblically Correct Sex" Can't Transmit STDs
Jay Hathaway · 10/08/14 01:12PMDemocrats Don't Want Anything to Do With Obama Now
Jason Parham · 10/08/14 01:04PM
Symbols fade with time. In 2008, when Barack Obama campaigned for the presidency, attempting to become the first black man to hold the the nation's highest office, his run was "historic" and "generations in the making." It was, by most accounts, a big win for the Democratic party, which had lost ground and political leverage during the Bush years. And though Obama endured a rocky first term, his run for re-election in 2012 was again seen as a sign of hope that America would continue to move forward.










