On Tuesday, police in Laurel County, Kentucky released this booking photo of a woman and her stylish "I Heart Crystal Meth" T-shirt on social media. Unfortunately, no points will be awarded for guessing tweaker Amy Poehler's charge, which, as you may have figured out, was a crime of passion.

Human remains recovered by investigators in Mexico are believed to belong to 43 college students who went missing in September, reports the Los Angeles Times. The students were last seen being led away by police, who officials then believe turned them over to a gang to be killed.

According to a report from TMZ, Andy Dick is in custody after stealing some dude's $1,000 necklace while riding his bike on Hollywood Boulevard.

CNN reports that two American citizens have been allowed to leave North Korea, where they had been detained for months. Kenneth Bae and Matthew Todd Miller “are on their way home,” according to the Office of the U.S. Director of National Intelligence.

According to Robert O'Neill—the former Navy SEAL who claims he shot Osama bin Laden—the Al Qaeda leader "died like a pussy" and "knew that we were there to kill him."

According to hospital officials, 15-year-old Andrew Fryberg died late Friday from wounds sustained during October 24's deadly school shooting at Washington's Marysville-Pilchuck High School.

Jeremih, the R&B singer known for “Birthday Sex,” caused quite a scene at a Montana Fuddruckers. According to TMZ, he and his entourage “allegedly went nuclear,” causing $700 in damage and injuring a frier.

Joe Coscarelli is leaving Daily Intelligencer. We hear he’s going to The New York Times to cover music. Another departing New York magazine staffer, Vulture editor Amanda Dobbins, is leaving for Glamour.

Loretta Lynch, who has served as Brooklyn's chief prosecutor since 2010, is expected to be named by President Obama as the next attorney general, replacing Eric Holder, who said he would resign once a successor was announced. If confirmed, Lynch would become the first black woman to helm the Justice Department.

Stephen Colbert hasn't quite jumped on the very popular "arrest climate-change deniers" bandwagon yet, but he proved last night that he's ready to go as far as "mock climate-change deniers mercilessly."

A James Wolcott think piece on why selfies are "here to stay" is just what the America of 2007 has been waiting for.

On Wednesday, BuzzFeed published a series of photographs—archived here—depicting West Point cadets wandering around a forested area of the United States Military Academy in upstate New York. The site said the black and white portraits “explore ideas of masculinity, allegiance, sexuality, and vulnerability.” But a cross-section of baffled military reporters and commentators saw something else: a collection of homoerotic photos. Following the confused response, photographer Kristine Potter asked BuzzFeed to remove the entire gallery.

The White House announced today that President Obama has authorized the deployment of 1,500 additional troops to Iraq in the continuing fight against ISIS, doubling the United States' current presence in the country. Officials confirmed to CNN that the additional troops "will not have a combat role."

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat forever!" the man said brightly, extending his fishing pole towards me. Man—or machine? This was the worst visit to Disneyland's animatronic Country Bear Jamboree I'd had yet. And I'd had a few.

Lionsgate announced today that it will join entertainment companies in the U.S. and the Netherlands to squeeze more money from red hot dystopian teen-on-teen murder nightmare franchise The Hunger Games.

Michael Barbaro—“Political reporter for the New York Times, inveterate gossip, Upper West Sider”—has taken the old transit adage of seeing something and saying something to heart. Today he saw something in the underpass at 41st Street and 7th Avenue and said something about it on Twitter.* Can you identify the danger in the photo he snapped below?

A man living in upstate New York recently learned that if he wanted broadband internet access in his home, he'd have to pay for installation fees totaling $20,000. Even worse: his only option is fucking Time Warner.

The Supreme Court has agreed to hear King v. Burwell, a case challenging tax subsidies provided to states running their own health insurance exchanges under the Affordable Care Act. If successful, the New York Times reports, the suit could ultimately destabilize and "doom" Obama's flagship legislation.

Arianna Huffington, the editor-in-chief of The Huffington Post, routinely meddles with the work of HuffPost reporters who criticize her friends. According to a new report in Capital New York, the Greek-American multi-millionaire recently picked up an even worse habit: Suspending reporters who write negative but otherwise completely factual articles about any of her pals.