The University of Virginia, in response to a recent Rolling Stone article that exposes an alleged 2012 gang rape at the Phi Kapp Psi chapter on its campus, announced over the weekend that it was shutting down all of its fraternities immediately. The only problem with that announcement is that the university also said it plans to let the fraternities reopen January 9. The right time to bring back the fraternities is never.

It is almost Thanksgiving time. You know what that means: cranberry sauce on your plate! Soon, Thanksgiving will be over. Then there's no more cranberry sauce on your plate. What's the reason for this treason?

Today, Forbes published a roundup of the "morning routines" of "12 Women Leaders." Sadly, Angela Merkel is not included in the roundup, but RLJ Lodging Trust CFO Leslie Hale is! Same diff. Here is a snippet of designer Stacey Bendet's morning routine:

Who's worse in this situation? The jerk who keeps pulling the same dangerous stunt of faking a left turn so he can run a red and cut off the traffic going straight, or the stalker who's been recording this behavior for more than 6 months and turned it into a 20-minute montage?

A Dallas-area Richardson High School English teacher was arrested and charged with sexual assault this weekend after his 16-year-old student reported that he was harassing her via text and email. James Quigley, 34, tried to convince the student to sign a written contract promising her good grades for sex, according to cops.

On March 30, 1988, at the second annual Soul Train Music Awards held in Los Angeles's Santa Monica Civic Auditorium, Whitney Houston was booed.

The Food Bank for New York City says that demand for emergency food is higher this year, after food stamp cutbacks caused a loss of more than 54 million meals at a million households in the city.

If you've ever wondered what separates New York's toughest accent (The Bronx) from its second-toughest (The Rockaways), how East Villagers talk differently from their counterparts on the West, or why Long Islanders sound so flabbergasted all the time, allow Fred Armisen and his considerable improv skills to demonstrate.

Sony posted this ad on its YouTube channel Friday, but quickly pulled it after it met with criticism online. And speaking of quickly pulling it, the "Doctor" spot features a sexy, female M.D. unsubtly comparing playing PlayStation 4 games on your Vita to jerkin' it all over town.

America, "The World's Fanciest Nation," loves beer, it's true. But now it seems that you all want "good" beer. What ever happened to good old-fashioned bad American beer?

Ginzey the dog's family thought they had explained the rules of the snow maze very clearly: Make it through in one minute, get a treat. Otherwise, you're trapped forever. But they never said he couldn't just cut through the snow.

Professionally charming 38-year-old Ryan Reynolds is expecting a baby with his wife, blogger Blake Lively. Reynolds, who once played a superhero in a movie, wants you to know he's not going to be like a regular dad, he's going to be a cool dad.

President Obama will announce Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel's resignation later today, according to the New York Times. Obama reportedly asked Hagel to step down last week, in part because of concern that he was mishandling the growth of the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria.

John Oliver just popped in from his winter Last Week Tonight hiatus to take a strong stance against an egregious overuse of presidential power that's been going on too long in this country: The annual Thanksgiving turkey pardon.

If you felt a rattling last night as you slept off your weekend hangover, don't worry: that was just the stars aligning for one Jennifer Lawrence, who is destined to be loved by all for eternity. According to a report in The Independent, J-Law's got a new suitor now that she's done with Gwyneth Paltrow's estranged husband Chris Martin.

Adding to the deafening cries of women who have accused Bill Cosby of abuse, former model Jewel Allison told the New York Daily News that the comedian drugged and sexually assaulted her in the late 1980s in his New York home.

Jennifer Aniston's idea for a Friends reunion is a casual work of genius and should be the only option considered going forward.

A woman on the run from police ended up taking an entire building down with her when she allegedly stole a car and led cops on a chase through downtown Kansas City last week.

An NYPD psychologist who allegedly tried to murder her sleeping husband to be with her married lover also tried—and failed—to pin the crime on a burglar by staging the crime scene, prosecutors say.

The undisputed highlight of this year's miserable American Music Awards (airing now — Iggy Azalea performed and won Favorite Rap/Hip-Hop Album) was this Pine Bros cough drops commercial featuring rapper/ inadvertent (and welcome) homewrecker/Amanda Bynes collaborator/blunt-roller employer/Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta cast member Waka Flocka Flame. Waka rolls a lot of weed-smoking innuendo into his 30 seconds.