Turns out Ferguson police officer Darren Wilson is only in hiding when he wants to be—over the last week or so, he reportedly auditioned at least five TV anchors at a "secret location" in preparation for a sympathetic interview.

Hopping on the hip "fix your little dick" trend started by Lorde last week, Katy Perry named and shamed infamous Australian paparazzo Jamie Fawcett on Twitter last night, calling him a "true sicko" with a "tiny penis."

Listen, it's been a dark Sunday and sometimes a little levity is necessary. At a Miami-Virginia game on Saturday, a dude who was super amped about football, Journey, and geese (some might call it the holy trinity of Getting Amped), used his plastic friend as a microphone. What's that you say? You are feeling inadequate at his skill?

On an episode of NBC's Meet the Press on Sunday morning, former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani made some egregiously misplaced statements regarding the disproportionately heavy population of white police officers in black communities. Instead of focusing on the issue at hand, Giuliani went on to lament black-on-black violence. Ah, false equivalencies!

A nude dude went on a bizarre and bloody crime spree at Boston's Logan Airport on Saturday, falling through the ceiling of a women's restroom before attacking an 84-year-old man, CBS reports.

As the delicate structure of "no comments" that makes up Bill Cosby's legacy begins to crack, and more and more women come forward with details of Cosby's sexual assault and rape, another detail has emerged that adds to the growing pile: Bill Cosby allegedly requested that female Letterman staffers watch him eat curry pre-show.

Once the leader of the world's oldest "ex-gay" Christian ministry, former Love In Action director John Smid announced last Sunday that he had married partner Larry McQueen.

On Saturday afternoon, a rookie police officer was called to a recreation center in Cleveland when a 911 caller reported that there was "a male with a gun" sitting outside the center. When the cop arrived, he shot a 12-year-old boy who reached for a BB gun when the officer told him to put his hands up, police said.

An electric company spokesperson says a squirrel was responsible for an outage that took out power for nearly 2,000 Cupertino, California residents on Saturday.

Last night's Thanksgiving episode of SNL was hosted by Cameron Diaz and featured musical guest Bruno Mars, and while both actress and performer were entertaining (Bruno Mars sure knows his way around a stage), the best sketch of the show was a subtle digital short featuring the always hilarious Kyle Mooney.

Marion Barry—the four-time Washington D.C. mayor and current city council member—died early Sunday morning in a Southeast Washington hospital, The New York Times reports. He was 78.

An ex-NBC employee named Frank Scotti told the New York Daily News in an exclusive interview this week that he would guard Bill Cosby's dressing room while the comedian brought young models, some as young as 16, into his dressing room. Cosby claimed he was interviewing them for the show.

The golden age of massive MCs may have been buried alongside famed non-playing crusher Big Pun, but thanks to Action Bronson and Run the Jewels' Killer Mike, we've recently entered something of a fat rapper renaissance. And what better way to celebrate that fact than to make those dudes run for their lives?

Super Smash Bros. was just released for WiiU yesterday, but this kitten already knows how to hesitantly touch its little paw to the screen every so often.

In the wake of a shocking Rolling Stone story documenting the University of Virginia's "institutional indifference" to rape and sexual assault, UVA President Teresa Sullivan issued a statement on Saturday declaring all of the school's fraternities immediately suspended until January 9.

J Mascis stopped by NPR for a Tiny Desk Concert today, if you need a little Saturday treat. He played a few songs from his new album Tied To A Star as well as classic "Little Fury Things." It's nice!

This week, Law and Order: SVU actress Michelle Hurd and comedy club manager Joyce Emmons joined the growing number of women accusing Bill Cosby of predatory behavior, sharing their own encounters with the alleged rapist.

The AP reports a man in Tallahassee, Florida set his house on fire Saturday morning, then shot and killed a deputy and wounded another when they responded to the scene.

A man in Milwaukee, Wisconsin got a surprise recently while touring a fixer-upper with a real estate agent and a friend: a trash cart full of live kittens. Ah! Later, the group also found a dead body.