Harris Wittels, a writer, executive producer and apparent inventor of the term "humblebrag," was reportedly found dead in his California home Thursday. According to TMZ, police are treating it as an overdose.

Las Vegas police are now one step closer to figuring out what really happened during the bizarre road rage encounter that led to Tammy Meyers—a mother of two—getting shot in the head while standing in her own driveway.

Fashionistas and fashion mistas everywhere, your time to shine has finally come. For the foreseeable future, you will not be asked to stuff your meaty legs into the denim casing of a skinny jean in order to make regrettable fashion sausage. Finally, a Chinese investor has invested cash into the believed-to-be-dead JNCO Jeans operation.

This week the Vice President and Social Chair of the United States groped the wife of Ashton Carter as he was sworn in as Secretary of Defense. This was funny—Joe Biden, he's wacky!—but also sort of not funny and indicative of a creepy, creepy trend.

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And now, a spooky story for you: Little Luke Ruehlman of Cincinnati, Ohio, claims to be the vessel for the reincarnated spirit of a woman named Pamela Robinson, who died in a Chicago fire in 1993—at least, that’s what his mother Erika said he told her.

Jefferson Parish, La. police's account of the arrest of 17-year-old Brady Becker last Friday night has been called into question after video of an undercover detective punching the teen in the face while pinned to the ground surfaced online.

On Monday, retired local politician Charlie Parker was shoveling snow in front of his Nova Scotia home when he noticed a small dark figure crawling across the road in the distance. Figuring the creature for a lost seal, Parker went to investigate. As he walked closer Parker realized the seal was actually an old man, who by now was lying face down in the road.

Hunter Moore, the inveterate troll whose website Is Anyone Up introduced the world to "revenge porn" in the early part of this decade, has pleaded guilty to hacking and ID theft, admitting he posted nude photos stolen from women's Gmail accounts, according to court documents obtained by Ars Technica.

At least one person is glad Eddie Murphy refused to play Bill Cosby on SNL40 earlier this week: Bill Cosby. "I am very appreciative of Eddie and I applaud his actions," the legendary comedian and alleged serial rapist told NBC News.

Retail death star Walmart has just announced that it will be giving raises to all of its low-level hourly workers this year, and setting a minimum wage of $10 an hour next year. Walmart can see which way the wind is blowing.

An antibiotic-resistant "superbug" has been reported at UCLA's Ronald Reagan Medical Center, the university announced Wednesday. One-hundred and seventy-nine patients were exposed to the bug between October 2014 and January 2015—the hospital believes the infection was a "contributing factor" in the deaths of two patients.

Allison Williams, a woman who has not (to the best of my knowledge) ever undergone a DNA paternity test, says you can trust her father.

A Brooklyn cop trying to shoot at a dog took out a slightly more substantial target—his boss.

Eddie Murphy's servicey appearance on SNL last week was historic in nature but ultimately bland—though not for lack of trying, says an especially chatty Norm Macdonald.

Lance Armstrong is finally taking responsibility, if only because he ran out of people to blame.

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Alright, stop, collaborate and listen: Ice is back with a brand new burglary charge for allegedly plundering an abandoned South Florida home near a place he was renovating for his reality TV show, The Vanilla Ice Project.

Fabulously wealthy brand ambassador and Vice Media boss Shane Smith spent $300,000 on dinner in Las Vegas last month.

TMZ reports that two members of Nicki Minaj's tour crew, De'Von Pickett and Eric Parker, were both victims of a stabbing Wednesday morning in Philadelphia. Pickett was fatally injured, while Parker is in critical condition.