If three's a trend, then sex in public places is definitely in right now. Maybe it was Valentine's Day, the inescapable Fifty Shades of Grey movie, or just ... I don't know, global warming? ... but people were getting down in full public view last weekend. The latest tale comes from the University of Tennessee, where two students allegedly fucked in the press box at Neyland Stadium.

You, the American soda consumer, should be aware that your precious swill contains a chemical called 4-MeI, which has the unfortunate side effect of giving humans cancer. How many of you will get a deadly disease as a direct result of this chemical? Consumer Reports kindly figured out the answer.

What the hell is going on this video? First we see an adult human ass peeking through a hole in a wall, so perfectly chiseled that you wonder for a moment whether it doesn't belong to a department-store mannequin. Then the mallets come out, and the men start swinging.

A New Jersey high school teacher has been indicted on 40 counts of aggravated sexual assault and endangering the welfare of a child after she allegedly carried out sexual relationships with six students.

Outside of eastern Ukraine, there's no worse cold-weather spot on the planet than Boston. Just look at how the cold people there treat each other as they struggle for survival against nature's wrath.

Michigan police say a woman who shot herself in the eye on New Year's Day was adjusting a handgun in her bra holster when the weapon accidentally discharged.

For Miss P, the 139th annual Westminster Dog Show was her last chance to prance out from underneath the shadow of Uno, the last beagle to win the contest six years ago. Swagger, an Old English sheepdog, made himself known early on as a frontrunner, but Miss P was named Best in Show to the shock of the crowd. She now retires to motherhood.

Last summer, two 12-year-0ld girls from Waukesha, Wisconsin tried to murder their friend because they thought it would appease a mythical demon internet meme. What's almost as disturbing is what investigators later found in one of their bedrooms.

Student debt, like global warming, is one of those rare categories of news in which the latest news is always worse, never better. How are the very latest numbers? Bad!

As part of a "ground-breaking scientific trial" for Channel 4, reporter Jon Snow took an enormous hit from a vaporizer filled with "skunk and hash" and volunteered for an MRI. It, uh, didn't go so well. "It felt as if my soul had been wrenched from my body," he said after abandoning the project midway.

It's difficult, these days, to find examples of the name Brian Williams not being preceded by the word "disgraced," but is the suspended newsman as much of a pariah in New York City at large as he is in journalism circles? To figure out, we ran a (highly scientific) experiment. Gawker, posing as the personal assistants to Brian Williams, Geraldo Rivera, and Allison Williams, called 15 of New York's most exclusive restaurants to see who has the most clout. Congratulations to Geraldo, King of New York!

Las Vegas police have revealed a new layer in the death of Tammy Meyers, who died Saturday after being shot inside her car in front of her house following a driving lesson with her teenage daughter. Meyers' family initially told police that the driver of another vehicle followed them home after avoiding an accident, but police now say that isn't the whole story: At one point last Thursday night, Meyers and her armed son went looking for the driver and the car.

In a video released Tuesday, a California man who accused Oregon police of giving him two black eyes is shown to have beaten himself instead, The Register-Guard reports.

On Tuesday, the New York State Republican Party published the above Fifty Shades of Grey parody on their website, ostensibly to say something about how Bill de Blasio is a lady that Al Sharpton ties up and fucks.

TMZ reports that rapper Afroman—famous for sporting an afro and having gotten high—was arrested in Biloxi, Mississippi Tuesday night after laying out a female fan who snuck on stage.

Krispy Kreme's whimsical spelling has long straddled the line between "friendly Southern grandma" and "racist country grandpa," but this week a UK branch of the donut chain accidentally went full hoods and crosses with an ad promoting "KKK Wednesdays."

An old man, 92, crashed into nine other cars while pulling out of his parking spot at the Piggly Wiggly in Mayville, Wisconsin on Friday. Apparently he had a medical emergency and lost control of his car but damn. Police say that he will not be ticketed for hitting NINE cars. Watch the car-nage above.

Former Scientific American editor Bora Zivkovic still doesn't understand why he lost his job over those sexual harassment allegations.

In the past few years, economic inequality has become a mainstream political issue. We often hear politicians speak about “income inequality.” We should be speaking about wealth inequality, instead.

First there was the Bastille. Then there were the beaches of Normandy. Now we add to the list of places that have been ceremoniously stormed in order to seek justice: AMC West Oaks 14 in Oceoee, Florida, where 100 teens reacted to being barred from seeing R-rated sex film Fifty Shades of Grey by wreaking havoc everywhere.