(UPDATED) After stripping sales rankings from a variety of gay-themed books, from romance novels to histories, Amazon.com now blames "a glitch" for the changes and promises a fix. Good luck selling that line.

Remember that up-and-coming young Republican who "wowed" the nation recently, on TV? Bobby Jindal? He scored a book deal. Which he's of course quickly ruining, by talking.

For all the talk about NBC Universal's flagship network or about its urbane Bravo cable network, it turns out the entertainment company makes its real money on the channel with professional wrestling and re-runs.

Just a few hours after after Somali pirates were shot and an American captain rescued, Tina Brown was able to tell everyone What It All Means: We're all pirates. But Tina Brown especially.

The shows sound pretty awful. Fox News host Beck told USA Today his live shows are a sort of "poor man's Seinfeld," which would make them conservative shows about nothing. "Conservative" in this context apparently means "not funny, to anyone," judging from the clip at left.

Botox is now "medicine's answer to duct tape," used for everything from "buttock deformity" to headaches. Guess which end of the body our eyes darted to on the awesome New York Times infographic.

(UPDATED) As if it wasn't hellacious enough working customer support for Amazon.com on Easter, the online book store's reps must now explain why gay romances (and other books) are too "adult" to rank.

In the late '90s, private investigator Joe Culligan registered presidentbillclinton.com and other Clintonesque domain names as a joke. Now Bill Clinton's lawyer is pursuing legal action to get the website addresses. It's payback, says Culligan.

Why is this good again? Atheists are among the most desperately miserable, intolerant and generally insufferable people I've ever known. A atheist zealot is every but as annoying and misguided as the bible-thumpingest evangelical.

DID YOU KNOW: Mary Rambin ate her very first grapefruit on April 10, 2009?

NBC News is reporting that three pirates simultaneously popped their heads out of their lifeboat and were taken out by Navy sharpshooters from the U.S.S. Bainbridge.

The crew of the Maersk Alabama is confined by the FBI to their ship in Mombasa's harbor. But they gave a deckside press conference today, and accused the media of risking their lives.

A good reason not to write for BlackBook: "Your final check will be sent out next week" is followed two months later by "there will be no further payment for your services."

A U.S. Navy operation succeeded in rescuing Richard Phillips, the captain of the Maersk Alabama, a freighter whose crew fought back against Somali pirates. Phillips now joins Chesley Sullenberger as a hero of our times.

Bored and feeling like watching some 'Rebel Sport Super' players from New Zealand switch shirts with each other, in slow motion? Well, here you go. No, I have no idea what 'Rebel Sport Super' is.

Sanjay Mavinkurve, a brilliant Indian immigrant, wants to live the American dream — you know, go to Harvard, have some wealthy putz steal your software, then slave away as a Google code jockey!

The New York Times' David Segal has gone to Palm Beach, the collapsing redoubt of vile and petty aristocrats, and brings an alternatively joyous and revolting tale of corroded souls and disappearing fortunes.

Coming together in a time of uncertainty and challenge, a new generation of young, American poets have something to say about their world.

Spanish penitents getting ready for an Easter procession in Toro, Spain.

Washington Post fashion maven Robin Givhan leaving New York for D.C. to cover Obama wardrobe.