In 1973, Don’t Look Now got released, and so, it was rumored, did Donald Sutherland. So are the new filmmakers also going to remake the sex scene so realistic there’s still debate, 40 years later, about whether or not it involved actual penetration?

A California teen accused of fatally stabbing a 9-year-old boy confessed to the crime on Monday, the Contra Costa Times reports, telling the paper he wanted to experience the act of killing before the impending end of the world.

Baltimore police, enforcing the mandatory curfew that went into effect Tuesday night, are dizzyingly efficient.

Law enforcement officers fired tear gas canisters and arrested protesters as they began clearing the streets for the first night of Baltimore’s mandatory curfew.

Thank god someone was around tonight monitoring the politesse of the Baltimore protesters. That hero? Miss Manners herself, Fox News’ Megyn Kelly.

My first indication that things would be different at Baltimore’s North and Pennsylvania Avenues this evening came when I met Crystal Smith and Jessica Mullen. “Hey!” Crystal called to me, wearing a Baltimore Ravens t-shirt, standing three blocks away from a CVS that was burned and looted just last night (and again today). “Wanna help us move the camel?”

A group of Rikers Island prisoners who claim they were poisoned by their guards have some significant evidence, their lawyers say: the meatloaf they were served reportedly tested positive for Brodifacoum—commonly known as rat poison.

Erin Burnett really tried, bless her heart, to imagine a reason why it might be inappropriate to refer to protesting black Baltimore teenagers as thugs.

A San Francisco man got into what he assumed was the Uber car he had ordered early Saturday morning, but he didn’t exactly get the ride he expected. After exhibiting some seriously suspect behavior, the driver sped past the man’s destination, then chased and robbed him when he tried to get out.

TMZ is reporting that beloved singer-songwriter Joni Mitchell fell into a coma recently and has become unresponsive after being rushed to an ICU at the end of March. [Update—Mitchell’s reps deny the rumors.]

On Tuesday, 200 girls and 93 women were rescued from a terrorist camp in the Sambisa Forest by the Nigerian Armed Forces, reports CNN.

The 12 O’Clock Boys, an infamous group of Baltimoreans who ride dirt bikes and four wheelers throughout the city, stopped by the protests at North and Pennsylvania Avenues today and treated the crowd to several sick wheelies. The anchors narrating the telecast on WBAL were not amused.

An 83-year-old Los Angeles man couldn’t believe the bills AT&T kept sending him for his simple landline phone account—more than $24,000 over two months. But the company insisted he had to pay it, even though it seemed impossible that dialing up to AOL—the only thing he really used the line for—could cost that much.

This drug store can’t catch a break.

If prostitution is the world’s oldest profession, the world’s second oldest profession must be male politician with an anti-gay voting record who enjoys the dicks of men. Ladies and gentlemen, meet North Dakota House of Representatives member Randy Boehning (R).

Like all toxic brands, the National Rifle Association isn’t above exploiting a tragedy to spread its agenda via social media. But unlike, say, Oreos, the NRA is eager to promote gun ownership, even if it means telling a big lie about civil unrest in Baltimore.

I left my hotel at around 11:30 this morning and headed to the Inner Harbor, where I’d heard the National Guard was stationed. But Baltimore, at least near Camden Yards where I am, feels fairly quiet. People are out and about; if it wasn’t for the presence of guards and troopers it would feel like normal spring day.

The Orioles have canceled two games because of the ongoing Freddie Gray protests in Baltimore. The team will play their scheduled game tomorrow against the Chicago White Sox, though apparently they’ll do so in an empty stadium—the game will be closed to the public.

At Pratt and Market in Baltimore, members of the National Guard dine on Uno Pizzeria, sandwiches in wrapped in Saran wrap, Mountain Dew, Pepsi, and Chipotle.