Sado Masochism and Beastiality Combined to Sell Soda

Mike Byhoff · 12/09/09 10:53AM

Here's an animated she-panther whipping a man in underwear into submission in an Orangina ad. It would be great to be a fly on the wall with the creative team when they came up with this. (NSFWish—manbutt)

Brooklyn's Hottest Stereotypes in Battle of Bike Lane Martyrs

Hamilton Nolan · 12/09/09 10:47AM

Objectively speaking, some 24 year-olds repainting bike lanes on the street ranks in the bottom 10% of New York crime stories on any given day. But since they are HIPSTERS who love to ride bikes battling THE JEWS who hate hipsters and their immodest bike-riding attire, there in Williamsburg, in a sexxxy culture clash, well then. Two bike lane repainters got arrested and now the cultural martyrdom grows deeper:

Dog Versus His Own Reflection

Allison Oldfather · 12/09/09 10:30AM

This dog is very threatened by his mirror image, yet keeps coming back for more.

Spotted

cityfile · 12/09/09 10:13AM

Lady Gaga leaving Nobu last night after having dinner ... Cate Blanchett crossing the street in NoHo ... Sienna Miller leaving Jude Law's apartment with Jonny Lee Miller ... Kim Kardashian arriving at JFK, and later leaving the Wendy Williams Show ... Jason Bateman and Beth Ditto arriving at MTV in Times Square ... Taylor Lautner getting off a flight at JFK ... Taylor Swift walking in Midtown with a couple of bodyguards ... Rihanna arriving at JFK to catch a flight ... Taylor Momsen walking to the set of Gossip Girl ... and Rachel Uchitel going into an Equinox gym and later walking downtown with a friend.

Experts: Ad Spending Will Rise by Some Number

Hamilton Nolan · 12/09/09 09:58AM

Good news, near-suicidal media executives: Expert forecasters say ad spending will rise next year! Two caveats: Print media will still plummet. And, the expert forecasters barely have any idea what they're doing.

Which Famous Singer Is the Lesbian Tiger Woods?

Brian Moylan · 12/09/09 09:55AM

Yes, she is apparently also into ladies that look like the day crew at Scores. An A-list star is looking to hire a famous girlfriend and this movie duo can't get along. Who is it? Cat got your tongue?

New York's Fattest, Poorest Need Your Help

cityfile · 12/09/09 09:46AM

Do you regularly walk around town and bemoan the fact that so many people are overweight? Now you can do something about it: The city is looking for 100 volunteers to teach yoga, Pilates, and aerobics to obese New Yorkers who can't afford to join a gym. [NYDN]

Gisele Funds a Buyer for Village Townhouse

cityfile · 12/09/09 09:10AM

• Gisele Bundchen has two reasons to be happy today. Not only did she just have a baby, but less than a month after she closed on the sale of her West 11th Street penthouse, she's managed to find a buyer for her townhouse at 42 Barrow Street, too. The 5,000-square-foot home, which Bundchen bought for $5.8 million in 2005, had been listed for $13.95 million since September. [Cityfile, PDE]
• Entrepreneur David Smilow has found a buyer for his duplex penthouse at 140 Perry Street. The massive 8,100-square-foot spread, which Smilow listed for $19.5 million and took off the market in April, went into contract to sell earlier this week. [Cityfile, PDE]
• Dr. Arthur Agatston, the cardiologist best known for having created the South Beach Diet, and his wife Sari Agatston, have paid $7 million for a 6,400-square-foot mansion in East Hampton. [Newsday]