Upstaging a retinue of guests which included hoarders and OCD sufferers with his own staggering neuroses, Howie Mandel recounted a traumatizing event from his childhood on The Bonnie Hunt Show today: his parasitic sandfly infestation.

No, not like that. More like a deeply insecure bald man who's desperate to demonstrate to the kids that he's not like those other Republican National Committee chairmen. Here are the "hip" outtakes from intern portraits taken by Mark Odell.

If one were to rank the most hardcore, insane sports in the world: Hunting humans would finish second, followed by extreme curling in a close third. Number one? Number one, with a bullet, is grenade ping-pong.

Today's big news about Tiger Woods, besides 14 new hookers coming forward: His wife wants him to quit golf! According to a probably made-up UK tabloid story. But it raises the larger point: Why is golf so sexist? And dumb?

Facebook's CEO has urged his users to carefully review the new "privacy" settings pushed on them by his social network. He should have taken his own advice: He's apparently locked down his photos since we rifled through them last night.

How would you react if you found that ol' Aunt Esther's ottoman was worth 90k? Antiques Roadshow wants to remind viewers to never throw anything away because there is always a chance you'll become rich and public television famous.

At least one Madoff victim took a moment to let off some steam on this first anniversary of Bernie's arrest. Someone called in a bomb threat to the Lipstick building this afternoon, the office tower that once housed the offices of Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities. [Dealbreaker]

More than hair gel, fake tans, being "classy," or clothes with holes ripped in them, the most important thing to the young men and women of Seaside Heights, New Jersey, is hooking up. Here is how it all goes down.

New developments in the study on the connection between humans and primates: both species like to bone recklessly on cars. All in the name of science...and baboon porn.

If you stop off for some filet mignon at the Michael Jordan Steak House in Grand Central Station or Strip House on East 12th Street, you may have trouble ordering a salad as an appetizer. The Glazier Group, the company that runs both those restaurants (and used to operate Monkey Bar before it fell into the hands of a certain Condé Nast editor) was sued this week by a fruit and vegetable supplier over $209,000 in unpaid bills. Is this a sign of trouble for the mini-chain? Some sort of protest over one too many mushy tomatoes? Who knows, but you can look over the suit yourself below.

In your finally Friday media column: Harvard Business Review does coke off pregnant hookers like it's nothing, the NYO gets a deputy editor, E&P remembered, and Bill O'Reilly hates Law and Order.

Watch this Chinese rocket fly just a few miles away from a commercial airliner. You can tell the people were anticipating it, because cameras start clicking immediately upon its arrival. Fireworks sure are a big deal over there.

The producers of reality television want you to know they are as upset as you are about the post-apocalypse circus they've unleashed on America and they are really trying to do something about it.

Today, yet another reason why young people should not get to play with firearms!

BlackBook dug up this vintage footage of the Beastie Boys performing on "The Scott and Gary Show" on Valentines Day, 1984. They look about 16 years old. We think it's safe to say they've gotten better in time.

The House of Representatives passed legislation today designed to tighten regulations on Wall Street and prevent another financial crisis from unfolding in the future.

When not waging the war on Christmas, 30 Rock took some time to throw a few light punches at its network, their social networking site, and Facebook in general. It's a superpoke to the eye.

Back in September, Annie Leibovitz "settled" her debilitating debt issues with high-class pawnbroker Art Capital Group. How'd she pull if off? By borrowing $6 million more from them.

Today's episode of The View dedicated an entire hour to All My Children in honor of its cross-country move. One problem: Not all the hosts were familiar with the topic at hand. Oops.

In the same way in which 98% of Americans ply their "Modern Warfare" online rather than joining the Army, we also refuse to work out without the warm, glowing distraction of a video game.