It will never end. The Muppets were there when you were born. They will be there when you die. And as long as they exist (forever), they will re-create any and every socially relevant song that ever existed.

A third New York Post reporter is now alleging the newspaper discriminated against her because she's black. [Gawker]

Yesterday, Men's Health editor David Zinczenko got caught cutting and pasting old cover lines onto the new issue of his magazine. Today, he explained that it was a deliberate "overall branding strategy." Boy, was he right.

Why has the founder of Chipotle spent as much as $30 million over the past two years buying up real estate in the West Village? Beats us, but at least you'll know where your money is going the next time you stop by for a mediocre burrito. [Curbed]

Let's all share in mourning today's official announcement that the hit HBO show won't returning for another season. We've gathered up our favorites — click to see which made our list and post what we missed in the comments.

The best pranks use a tired cliche, like a costume, and give it a new spin, like "Gorilla where there normally would not be a gorilla."

Today marked Diane Sawyer's last hurrah on morning television. Watch her use up the last excuse to exercise zany, morning-show antics as she and the rest of the morning gang dance and sing along to "Build Me Up, Buttercup."

Last month, two separate former New York Post employees filed lawsuits against the paper alleging that it was a hotbed of racism and discrimination. Now, another Post reporter has joined one of the suits, with new allegations of racist idiocy.

Snooki is taking a different route than most to achieve fame. Go on MTV reality show, drink 'til you puke, get punched in the face, look like a midget next to Wendy Williams, capture America's heart. Well done, Snickers.

Whenever you're trying to hang out and have fun, some whack-ass buster dressed like a WWI Flying Ace steps to you and lays out some really thick game. Before your next trip to the club, learn these essential player-spotting techniques.

Photographer Annie Leibovitz came close to losing everything this past fall when she was sued for failing to pay back the $24 million loan that had been extended to her by Art Capital, which had taken her real estate holdings and the rights to her photos as collateral. Leibovitz managed to avert crisis when she reached a settlement with the firm at the last minute. But she's not out of the woods yet. The Times reports today that as part of the deal, she now owes Art Capital $30 million, and she'll have to pay it back in full by next summer. Leibovitz has been looking to raise cash to pay off the debt in recent months. She's selling limited-edition prints and has been in discussions to write another book. She's also looked into offering bonds backed by her future earnings, something that David Bowie did a few years back. But it's unlikely those efforts will raise the millions she needs and chances are she'll need to take resort to more drastic measures over the coming months. What could that entail? A glimpse of Annie's future after the jump!

Last night's It's Always Sunny was about re-capturing lost youth, missed opportunities, and getting tazed. Oh, and Frank burning everyone's retinas by wearing skinny jeans.

In 1996, the "internet legend" of christmas shoes was forwarded to a memeber of the christian rock band NewSong. A song was written, and eventually, a music video followed — featuring Rob Lowe in a turtleneck!

Tiger Woods appears to be into trashy, big-boobed stripper types—not hairy panhandlers. But given all the seamy info that's come out recently, would anything shock you at this point? [Buzzfeed]

[Angelina Jolie loves Muhammad Ali so much, she tries to convince Brad Pitt to let her adopt him at the UNICEF Ball in Beverly Hills last night. Image via Getty]

New Yorkers are prepared to face anything when they step into a public bathroom, except a crapper that cleans itself. That is too bizarre.

California has a Chihuahua problem. Shelters there have been overwhelmed by the breed and few people are interested in adopting them, so animal welfare groups are now planning to fly a big bunch of them to New York since they're still popular here. (That's probably because it's the only kind of dog that fits in most NYC apartments.) But why is California teeming with Chihuahuas in the first place? It's all Paris Hilton's fault: "Experts blame the unexpected rise in abandoned California Chihuahuas partly on fans who hoped to emulate celebs like Paris Hilton, who carries one in her handbag, but later became bored with the little creatures and abandoned them." [NYDN]

This cat tries to dominate a rabbit, but the rabbit clearly asserts who is boss.

Continuing in Geico's tradition of using charming British accents to sell products, Raisin Bran kicks it up a notch by using a hideous Geiger-esque alien instead of a cute lizard. Who's hungry!

War on Christmas Central: The New York City arts scene. Gays, pervs, race-mixers. Jesus Christ.