Perhaps you’re concerned about the rise of Islam in American life. Or the rising influence of evangelical Christians who express concern about the rise of Islam. It may surprise you to learn that America’s fastest-growing religious demographic is people who just don’t give a shit.

A University of Virginia associate dean is suing Rolling Stone and reporter Sabrina Rubin Erdely over the way the magazine portrayed her in the infamous, retracted story “A Rape on Campus: A Brutal Assault and Struggle for Justice at UVA.”

In May 2011, Tim Armstrong spent a day at work barefoot to raise awareness about barefoot children, instead of just donating money to barefoot children to buy them shoes. This is the kind of boss Tim Armstrong is: ineffectual, vapid and stupid.

Last summer, Denise and Robert Webb lost their 4,000-square-foot mansion overlooking Lake Whitney, Texas, to the savagery of nature after the cliff they built their home began slowly crumbling away into the water below.

A U.S. Marine Corps helicopter assisting in earthquake relief is missing in Nepal following this morning’s powerful aftershock. Six Marines and two Nepalese soldiers were on board, according to a U.S. Pacific Command spokesman.

If you’re not a TV news reporter, it may seem to you that the trend of yelling “fuck her right in the pussy!” on live TV broadcasts, considered the cutting edge of comedy last year, has mercifully faded away. But this Canadian reporter still hears it from rude idiots “every single day, 10 times a day,” and she’s not going to take it anymore.

Brooklyn district attorney Ken Thompson announced last week that he would not seek to file charges against 69-year-0ld Willie Groomes, who fatally shot 32-year-old Gilbert Drogheo in the Borough Hall subway station on March 10. Thompson’s office declined to elaborate on its reasoning beyond a brief statement saying, “While the death of this young man was indeed tragic, we cannot prove any charge of homicide beyond a reasonable doubt.”

A Melbourne, Australia mom posted a warning to Facebook last week about a creepy man who, she believed, had taken a picture of her kids in the children’s clothing section of the local mall Target. She followed the man and took his photo, she said, and police and mall security were on the case.

Roosevelt Champion, III, was found hanging from a tree in the yard of a Greensboro, Georgia, house Monday, but so far, the Georgia Bureau of Investigations says, “there is no evidence of foul play.”

A 7.3 magnitude earthquake tore through Nepal Tuesday afternoon, leaving at least 32 people dead, at least a thousand injured, and several buildings ruined. The quake comes just three weeks after a 7.9 magnitude earthquake hit the country, killing more than 8,000 people.

Telecom giant Verizon will gobble up AOL for a cool $4.4 billion, at $50 a share, in a deal described by the Wall Street Journal as “aimed at advancing the telecom giant’s growth ambitions in mobile video and advertising.”

Last week, Greek paper Athens Voice published a story claiming that Danae Stratou, a former student of sculpture at St. Martin’s College and the current wife of Greek finance minister Yanis Varoufakis, was the inspiration for Pulp’s 1995 anthem, “Common People.” While Startou hasn’t commented yet about the allegations, her husband spoke to the BBC about her possibly historic past.

A lawyer representing the Florida man who injured George Zimmerman—who was acquitted of Trayvon Martin’s murder in 2013—in a shooting yesterday says his client was acting in self-defense, WFTV reports.

Daaaang, 18-year-old Adrianne Lewis of Twin Lakes, Michigan, you’ve got a long-ass tongue. It’s like crazy how long your tongue is.

On Monday night, a spokesperson for former Toronto mayor Rob Ford announced that surgeons had successfully removed the main mass of a cancerous tumor from his abdomen, finding “no surprises,” The Canadian Press reports.

On Monday night, a man hit two women over the head with a hammer in separate attacks near Union Square, WNBC reports. According to police, the suspect has not been apprehended.

Hey, what ever happened to those dragon eggs from Game of Thrones? In a new interview with Harper’s Bazaar, actress Emilia Clarke offered a dope—if unverified—rumor about the ultimate fate of the props she described as “really, really, really expensive” and “really fucking heavy.”

A 10-year-old girl allegedly impregnated by her stepfather will not be allowed to have an abortion under Paraguay’s laws, drawing ire from United Nations experts who say forcing her to have the child constitutes a human rights violation.

The family of a 15-year-old autistic girl is suing United Airlines after pilots made an emergency landing and kicked them off a flight in a humiliating scene last week—simply because the girl was acting “fussy,” says one witness.

I cannot tell a lie—this tattoo is kind of genius and the airline that called the police and banned this man for sharing it with his fellow travelers needs to get over itself real quick!!