Big Love: All That and a Side of Bacon

Richard Lawson · 01/11/10 01:15PM

The much-anticipated fourth season of Big Love bloomed strangely last night — a messy, deliriously overstuffed smear of stories that left us anticipating a season rife with the show's usual eerie, lunar menace. There will also be exotic birds!

Deitch Heads West

cityfile · 01/11/10 01:14PM

New York art impresario Jeffrey Deitch is Los Angeles-bound: He's been named the new director of LA's Museum of Contemporary Art, which makes him "the only art dealer/gallery owner to assume leadership of a major U.S. museum." [LAT, NYT]

The Most Ridiculous Names to Appear on The Simpsons

Mike Byhoff · 01/11/10 01:12PM

The Simpsons just celebrated its 20th Anniversary, and names like Homer and Bart have become ingrained upon our cultural identity. However, they've invented many other names, not as immediately recognizable. Here's a massive compilation of the best and funniest.

Memo: AOL Says Nuclear Layoffs Begin Today

Ryan Tate · 01/11/10 01:01PM

AOL will begin a much-anticipated mass layoff round today, the head of HR wrote to staff. Fired workers — an estimated 1,400 of them — will largely be leaving on Wednesday. Then the internet conglomerate can hire in India. AOL is planing to expand its technical staff in South Asia, according to briefings within the company earlier this month. But first the company, in the midst of a major restructuring under CEO Tim Armstrong, must make major cuts stateside. By spreading the cuts among AOL's offices, the company will avoid having to give costly, lengthy firing notices under the federal Worker Adjustment and Retraining Notification act. Let's hear it for the bottom line.

Condom Featured Illogically

Hamilton Nolan · 01/11/10 12:45PM

This Russian billboard shows four tires and a condom, and reads, "A complete set of the road rubber." It is presumably meant to advertise tires. Do you get it? I don't get it. [Copyranter; Pic via. Click to enlarge]

What Can Conan O'Brien Learn from The Late Shift?

Anderson Evans · 01/11/10 12:45PM

The 1996 made-for-HBO movie holds nothing back in dissecting NBC's first late night debacle. As Leno pushes for a sequel, it's a certain red-headed Irishman that has the most to gain from giving this film another inspection.

Toilet Tissue Goes Chic

cityfile · 01/11/10 12:28PM

The Observer reported last week that execs at Condé Nast have been thinking about cutting licensing deals to generate a little extra revenue, even though Condé chairman Si Newhouse has been resistant to the idea in the past since it has the potential "cheapen the brand." Presumably Vogue-branded toilet paper is a good example of a product extension that would never see the light of day. But it's nice to see that one Mexican company is giving it a go anyway! [Paper]

Woooo! Tijuana!

Hamilton Nolan · 01/11/10 11:45AM

"Four people were decapitated, at least 10 people were killed in drive-by attacks, and five people were kidnapped." Tijuana! Party! "At least two of the recent beheading victims were women, one of whom was left naked outside a cemetery." [LAT]

Computer Shotgun

Spencer Lund · 01/11/10 11:30AM

You've probably seen a variation of this with a stereo. The ol' "turn the volume up all the way" for this poor souls computer. Combine the volume with the gunshot sounds and you have a good and terrified roommate.